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Office next to the bathroom..anything more terrible in an office environment?
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:14 pm
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:14 pm
I'm not even talking about the smell. In office cubicle situations, you are open to see everyone enter and exit the restroom. How shitty is that situation?
I feel bad for that guy
I feel bad for that guy
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Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:15 pm to VermilionTiger
I always make small talk to brighten his day a little. On the way in I'll usually say something like "see you in a half hour". I think he likes that.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:16 pm to VermilionTiger
Especially in the morning around 9:00 when everyone has to take that morning dump after the caffine kicks in.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:19 pm to VermilionTiger
I don't think so, nothing worse than that smell of sh*t and citrus spray that pours in...
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:20 pm to VermilionTiger
Every time I exit the bathroom, I look at my coworker who sits by there, and do this:
It's so hilarious. He tells me, "STOP frickING DOING THAT, a-hole!" but I know he's just joking.
It's so hilarious. He tells me, "STOP frickING DOING THAT, a-hole!" but I know he's just joking.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:20 pm to VermilionTiger
We don't have any offices next to our bathrooms. In fact, no building I've ever worked in has had that.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:21 pm to VermilionTiger
I've never worked in an office that had bathrooms near anyone's work space.
I reckon that would fricking suck though. Our dot indians lay down some curry shits that could make the Pope question if there's a god.
I reckon that would fricking suck though. Our dot indians lay down some curry shits that could make the Pope question if there's a god.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:23 pm to VermilionTiger
I'm that guy you're talking about unfortunately. Thankfully, I have a door that stays shut for this reason.
It isn't the smells ever that bother me, it is the ungodly noises that I have to endure from the old men with GI problems. It's fricking gross.
It isn't the smells ever that bother me, it is the ungodly noises that I have to endure from the old men with GI problems. It's fricking gross.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:26 pm to Paddyshack
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it is the ungodly noises
The guy who "pants" and "wheezes" while he shits is the worst to me. Like, something is wrong with you if you are out of breath from pooing.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:35 pm to TheCaterpillar
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Like, something is wrong with you if you are out of breath from pooing.
that and the sounds of what seems to be someone's entire intestinal track hitting the water at the same time.
wtf are these people eating?
i am regular as a swiss clock & do my business at 630am. cant imagine doing this during the day every day. thats nasty. i wash the frick out of my a-hole in the shower after i pop and its minty fresh the rest of the day.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:37 pm to CAD703X
7 AM after first coffee and 6 PM when I get home.
Every. Single. Day. Of the work week.
Every. Single. Day. Of the work week.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:37 pm to CAD703X
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am regular as a swiss clock & do my business at 630am. cant imagine doing this during the day every day. thats nasty. i wash the frick out of my a-hole in the shower after i pop and its minty fresh the rest of the day.
Step on the brakes Cad. Like way TMI
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:39 pm to Count Chocula
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Step on the brakes Cad. Like way TMI
no this is TMI:
trader joe's tea tree shampoo.
lathered up from my hair, run the tip of my index finger into said butthole and rinse.
it tingles, feels like my a-hole just gargled with Scope.
i feel like a million bucks getting dressed afteward.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:40 pm to VermilionTiger
If I were that guy, I would look at my watch and make a tally mark every time somebody made eye contact while walking out. Start saying things like "hey you're late today"
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:42 pm to Paddyshack
Knock on the wall next time someone gets rowdy in there
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:43 pm to VermilionTiger
My last two positions have required me to have a "private" restroom in my office for an area for kids to administer their insulin. The pros have far outweighed the cons of having one that close (since it's not the main teacher restroom on the first floor).
I just make sure I keep it stocked with air freshener, nice soap, etc and people are usually pretty respectful about not blowing it up.
I just make sure I keep it stocked with air freshener, nice soap, etc and people are usually pretty respectful about not blowing it up.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:45 pm to LNCHBOX
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We don't have any offices next to our bathrooms. In fact, no building I've ever worked in has had that.
Same here, but I guess he could be running the register farthest away from the rest room.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:45 pm to VermilionTiger
My office doubles as a break room/conference room. We only have three people here though so no one really breaks in it. It just happens to have a microwave and table for the occasional district meeting.
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:48 pm to CAD703X
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lathered up from my hair, run the tip of my index finger into said butthole and rinse.
Explains everything!
Posted on 7/20/16 at 3:49 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I've never worked in an office that had bathrooms near anyone's work space.
This.
Plus, I always use the handicapped bathroom that is plush and spacious, and separate from the community stalled bathroom.
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