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Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlon
Posted by samson'sseed on 8/27/16 at 9:55 am1044
The other day I saw the last 2 minutes of the Olympic triathlon.
The young lady who won the gold medal looks a little like the first woman I ever had a crush on when I was 20 years old.
So, the first thought that occurred to me was how long it would take for a person who ran a triathlon to recover enough to have sexual intercourse.
What do you think the recovery period is?
The young lady who won the gold medal looks a little like the first woman I ever had a crush on when I was 20 years old.
So, the first thought that occurred to me was how long it would take for a person who ran a triathlon to recover enough to have sexual intercourse.
What do you think the recovery period is?
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by SG_Geaux on 8/27/16 at 9:56 am to samson'sseed
Riveting.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by ChunkyLover54 on 8/27/16 at 9:57 am to samson'sseed
For a man, maybe 10 minutes. Women, is a great question. I would think it would depend on factors like money, status, and making other women jealous.
This post was edited on 8/27 at 9:58 am
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by 12 on 8/27/16 at 9:57 am to samson'sseed
That is a weird thought that to have.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by fr33manator on 8/27/16 at 9:58 am to samson'sseed
What would be more impressive is being the first man to run a triathlon while having sex.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by theunknownknight on 8/27/16 at 10:00 am to samson'sseed
Your first crush was at 20 years old? Were you raised locked in a basement?
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by tiger91 on 8/27/16 at 10:03 am to samson'sseed
Properly trained not long.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by PaperTiger on 8/27/16 at 10:09 am to ChunkyLover54
. Awesome
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by CaptainsWafer on 8/27/16 at 10:11 am to fr33manator
There's gif I saw on Reddit this morning that would compliment your post, however I cannot post it. It involves a treadmill and intercourse, of course.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by PowerTool on 8/27/16 at 10:13 am to CaptainsWafer
Welp, I'm off to bing.
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re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by fr33manator on 8/27/16 at 10:13 am to CaptainsWafer
Found it.
That would be fun
That would be fun
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by TheIndulger on 8/27/16 at 10:13 am to samson'sseed
You didn't have a crush on a girl until you were 20?
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by PrivatePublic on 8/27/16 at 10:18 am to samson'sseed
Does a woman need to recover to just lay there and receive?
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by tigerpimpbot on 8/27/16 at 10:21 am to samson'sseed
Let her shower to wash off the shite that was running down her leg at the finish line.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by TbirdSpur2010 on 8/27/16 at 10:28 am to PowerTool
quote:
Welp, I'm off to bing.
follows suit
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by PairofDucks on 8/27/16 at 10:31 am to samson'sseed
quote:
What do you think the recovery period is?
From not having a crush until you were 20? Not sure that you can recover.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by KG6 on 8/27/16 at 11:12 am to samson'sseed
After an Olympic distance triathlon, gimme about an hour (I'll still do it in less than an hour, but I might throw up).
Recovery time for me to go at it with Gwen Jorgensen (gold medalist) would be a lot longer. I don't think I have a thing for the skeletor look.
It took you 20 years to develop a crush on someone that looked like that? I pity the talent pool in your home town.
Recovery time for me to go at it with Gwen Jorgensen (gold medalist) would be a lot longer. I don't think I have a thing for the skeletor look.
It took you 20 years to develop a crush on someone that looked like that? I pity the talent pool in your home town.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by rintintin on 8/27/16 at 11:15 am to samson'sseed
My gf runs marathons, and we do the deed routinely a few hours after them.
A triathlon is more intense of course, but people who train for those are beasts and recover quickly, so it's some what comparable.
A triathlon is more intense of course, but people who train for those are beasts and recover quickly, so it's some what comparable.
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by SuperSaint on 8/27/16 at 11:21 am to samson'sseed
quote:ok we understand you waited until 20 to have your first crush on a woman... Better late than never I suppose
first woman I ever had a crush on when I was 20 years old.
But what age were you when you first started crushing on a man?
re: Not tonight dear, I just ran a triathlonPosted by pjab on 8/27/16 at 11:45 am to samson'sseed
Are you talking about the girl that went to Wisconsin and only rode a bikee for a year before qualifing for London? She crushed the London gold medal winner this time. Great story and achievement. She's just not the type you get excited about in the ESPN body issue.
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