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My tummy hurts. Am I going to die?

Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:29 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25412 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:29 pm
For lunch I got two hot dogs with nacho cheese and a polar pop from circle K. Is there a connection?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
32479 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:29 pm to
Just fart.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19005 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:30 pm to
I remember the days when I was to poor to afford a decent lunch.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62368 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:30 pm to
Aids, of course.
Posted by ChenierauTigre
Dreamland
Member since Dec 2007
34515 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:30 pm to
This is what I was thinking.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:32 pm to
Yes.

But before you expire, I need you to sign some papers.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16527 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:32 pm to
You were supposed to jam the hotdogs up your arse.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4063 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:32 pm to
Orange colored chese cultures are no way to go through life son.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14814 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:34 pm to
Idk, but your toilet is about to achieve hero status
Posted by TheTheTheTheThe
Member since May 2017
112 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:35 pm to
Wasn't there just a thread about the gas station cheese causing some deadly infection or some crap?
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:40 pm to
quote:

. Am I going to die?
yes. The death rate is the same everywhere. 100%.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4063 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:42 pm to
Might as well just deposit them directly in the toilet and avoid any middlemen.
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19351 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:46 pm to
Were they all beef? If not then you might actually die
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202613 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:49 pm to
No.... you will be fine... take two tums and then chase it with some crown and you will be fine....


But buying a hot dog at Circle K was your 1st mistake.....
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202613 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:50 pm to
Go away.......
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21827 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:53 pm to
Wash it down with a quart of Jim beam and make sure you have some tp handy
This post was edited on 5/19/17 at 5:54 pm
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25412 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:56 pm to
All beef, but pretty wrinkly.
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9345 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

But before you expire, I need you to sign some papers.


Do you work for COA?
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 5/19/17 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

Am I going to die?


I can state w factual certainty you , at some point, will die
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