If your ability to pick up women is anything like your ability to type a paragraph you didn't stand a chance.
So a pretty lady talks to you because it is her job and you already think if you weren't married you would be hitting it?
Also said hygienist has to lean over you to clean your filthy teeth, a boob accidently grazes your arm, and that is your sign she was into you?
Sometimes you have to realize that she is just doing her job, she has to talk to you and be nice in said job, and not every woman that talks to you is trying to sleep with you. Do you dry hump the girls that cut your hair also. They probably give you more incidental boob contact then your poor hygienist.
This post was edited on 3/6 at 7:27 am