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My friend's mom used to give me alcohol when I went over as a teen?

Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:51 am
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27339 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:51 am
Was she trying to sleep with me?

None of the other guys got bourbon on ice.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:52 am to
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Was she trying to sleep with me?


Yes.



Not that I believe you.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108727 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:52 am to
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My friend's mom used to give me alcohol when I went over as a teen?


Why the frick are you asking us, pussy?
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30540 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:52 am to
She wanted your butthole to try out her strap on
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12726 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:52 am to
At least she knew you were still a kid and let you have ice. If she were trying to bed you it would have been straight.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:53 am to
She probably pitied you.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:53 am to
I know this a funny joke post because of course Rando actually fricked all of his friends' moms
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27339 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:54 am to
quote:

She wanted your butthole to try out her strap on



She could have just asked.
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15745 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:55 am to
She was probably just trying to get you to quit being such an awkward frick.
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:56 am to
I'm just remembering that my friends dad bought us drinks at a restaurant one time.......I wonder WTF that was about
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27339 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 11:57 am to
Maybe. But the other guys were drinking wine coolers. She always just gave me whatever she was drinking. Just thought of it because of the teacher thread.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29448 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 12:06 pm to
She was just keeping you out of your house while your mom was being gangbanged.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10396 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 12:45 pm to
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But the other guys were drinking wine coolers.


You hung out with guys that drank wine coolers? I am forming an opinion about you and it is a little feminine.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57126 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 1:33 pm to
Are you asking a question or making a statement?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76157 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 1:36 pm to
You better go tattle on her to the cops. She tried to steal your innocence and she should pay.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27339 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

You hung out with guys that drank wine coolers? I am forming an opinion about you and it is a little feminine.



I have gotten tore the frick down on some pina colada wine coolers when I was 14. 5% alcohol is a beast when you're that age.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 1:36 pm to
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My friend's mom used to give me alcohol when I went over as a teen?

OP doesn't know how punctuation works.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38447 posts
Posted on 4/18/17 at 1:58 pm to
Explains a lot.
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