re: My dog has figured out how to open my front door

I have two black labs, and they once broke out by literally ripping the wooden planks off of the backyard fence. Not a racist comment. Ask any dog owner, labs are escape artists because they're big, crafty, and strong as a bull.

Should I request a sticky to show everyone how to deal with a disenfranchised, delusional, racist person?

You can request all you can want but I won't grant it

I had a black lab eat 37 mini cupcakes off the counter once. I was out of town for work and my wife was getting ready for the 4th of July. She liked all the cupcakes up on columns of 5 on the counter and realized she needed a container to bring them all in.

When she came back from the store (5 minutes) the dog didn't meet her at the door but rather was leaving the kitchen and looked like she had just done something. She ate the paper and all.

My wife kicked he out into the back yard to "punish" her, but that dog just layed in the sun and napped for like 2 hours.

Man I miss that dog. She was awesome
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Two lab stories...

One friend had a fish fry for a bunch of people and used a giant cast iron skillet on a propane burner to cook. We go inside to eat, because it was hot outside. About 45 minutes later, my friend is asking who cleaned the skillet and what did they put the oil in. As it turned out, the dog lapped up about a gallon or two of peanut oil and speckled trout remnants. They leashed that poor dog in the corner of the yard and he shite all night.

Another friend (female) had a giant decorative heavy glass bowl of Hershey Kisses as a Christmas decoration on their kitchen island. One morning, the UNBROKEN bowl in on the floor and about five pounds of chocolate kisses are missing. At first, she tried to blame her 4 year old son. But there were no foil wrappers to be found and what kid can eat that much chocolate? So they call the vet, because chocolate is bad for a dog, right? The vet says to keep an eye on him...

How the dog got the bowl off of the island without breaking it is a mystery. But he was definitely the culprit, as his turds had red, green and silver foil in them. My buddy said he wanted to figure out how to preserve a few and turn them into Christmas tree ornaments, but his wife nixed that idea. The good news is that the dog seemed completely unfazed by whatever deleterious side effects chocolate is supposed to have on a dog.

That's really funny. dogs always amaze me at how well they know us, and yet are so dumb all at once

I like how you include honestly to start your post like what you have to say is so profound anyone will actually give a shite about your opinion.