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re: My dog has figured out how to open my front door

Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:38 pm to
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:38 pm to


I dated a girl once that had a Pomeranian. That dog would sit there next to us in the bed staring at me as I beat it up. Bitch dog knew who the alpha was and never tried anything.
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 9:39 pm
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:40 pm to
You have already confirmed that. You think black people break and enter homes at disproportionate rate.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:41 pm to
Racist.
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:41 pm to
That's more racist than what he said, you have no actual data to back that up making it a race based generalization.... that's a racist comment
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33854 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:41 pm to
Haha, yeah they're close to us and we're in central so lots of planes come in lower to approach the airport.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:44 pm to
Ok, pal.

Keep trying to impress your OT friends with cheap racist jokes.

I hope your dog escapes and is found/adopted but I more responsible open minded and educated family.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:45 pm to
Our old chocolate lab could open the fridge. We had to bungie cord the freezer and fridge doors together. He helped himself to leftovers a couple of times before we realized we weren't just leaving it open

Dogs rule
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

I live in a pretty rural area and leaving your home unlocked is a pretty common practice.


Horror movie setup.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:48 pm to
I own and live on 25 acres in the WNC mountains. He isn't escaping and no one will find him. Plus, he's black and people will think he is a super predator, like Hillary said. No one wants him.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37423 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:49 pm to
I had a black lab eat 37 mini cupcakes off the counter once. I was out of town for work and my wife was getting ready for the 4th of July. She liked all the cupcakes up on columns of 5 on the counter and realized she needed a container to bring them all in.

When she came back from the store (5 minutes) the dog didn't meet her at the door but rather was leaving the kitchen and looked like she had just done something. She ate the paper and all.

My wife kicked he out into the back yard to "punish" her, but that dog just layed in the sun and napped for like 2 hours.

Man I miss that dog. She was awesome
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
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Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:50 pm to
I have to admit that when it first happened, images of some hillbilly sitting on my couch waiting on me crossed my mind
Posted by SG_Geaux
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Member since Aug 2004
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:50 pm to
quote:

I live in a pretty rural area and leaving your home unlocked is a pretty common practice.


Lock the door. Problem solved.
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 9:51 pm
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:51 pm to
Before you know it he'll be bringing bitches over. Best to cut ties now.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:51 pm to
Our current guy ate 8 raw hamburger patties off the counter in what had to be 3 minutes flat. I wasn't even mad, just impressed.

Talk about shits though. Every 30 minutes for like 6 hours he had to go outside.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
9820 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

TbirdSpur2010


Hey look! A black guy! Quick someone get his opinion on the questionably racist joke.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

Horror movie setup


And you know who's not gonna make it?
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:53 pm to
Ah, so you're a pot growing racist hillbilly ... sweet !
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:55 pm to
Tyler Perry has already contacted me for a two part pilot. I don't think I am going to go with him though.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

I own and live on 25 acres


OT balla
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:57 pm to
You're the lamest black guy ever.
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