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re: My dog has figured out how to open my front door

Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by Pepperidge
Slidell
Member since Apr 2011
4311 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:22 pm to
quote:

Not seeing the humor.


Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37423 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:22 pm to
WTF is wrong with a cold Miller Lite?
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20210 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:23 pm to
My doxie was too short to get to the door knob, but the wife's cat figured out how to open the door and would let the dog outside, I guess hoping he'd go play in the street.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:24 pm to
Way to represent LSU with class Russ.

Can't expect much more from a parkview grad though
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:25 pm to
I bet you're not a fan of ethnicities either
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33853 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:26 pm to
quote:

Guessing female, I've had a few that would get out of their kennel even manipulating whatever I slipped through the lock hole. My male is dumb as a rock


Our youngest male is retarded but can get most things done with brute force and determination. Opening doors, jumping 6' wood fences, catching rabbits but not killing them, etc.
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:28 pm to



Stfu. I'm not going to enter into a discussion with you over the irrefutable data that says blacks are disproportionately more likely to commit a crime than any other race. This is a thread praising the surprising intelligence of my dog, a BLACK(triggered AF baw)Lab.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37423 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:29 pm to
I have no judgement what so ever in regards to things a man or woman cannot control. I do my best to judge them for who they are as a person, not an ethnicity.

Now back to my original question, what's wrong with a cold miller lite?
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:29 pm to
So what about the African Americans that post here or read here that are good people? You think they would appreciate you making those kind of jokes?
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:29 pm to
My male is 120 pounds, monster. He just runs into shite and breaks it, no need to open the door.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:31 pm to
Nothing. I drink it all the time.

It was a mistake throwing miller light under the bus
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:31 pm to
So he can't make a racist comment but you can make comments about my heritage ? What's the difference Mr High and Mighty ?

Keep melting Frosty
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37423 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:31 pm to
I would have called you a liar for saying a lab got that big except two duck seasons ago I saw what I thought was a damned mastiff trotting around the hunting camp. It was the biggest chocolate lab I'd ever seen
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:32 pm to
What if I told you I'm black? You going to call me a liar?
Posted by Canard Noir
Houston
Member since Apr 2014
1397 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:34 pm to
I had to change every doorknob in my house that had a lever because my Boykin figured them out. The last straw was when she opened the door to our bedroom and nipped on the boys while With my wife. 'Twas an extremely traumatic experience...

Even still, dogs >>>> cats...
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
33853 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:34 pm to
Yeah, ours' is a boxer mix that is about 80 and does the same but he's fast as hell with lots of muscle. My in-laws got his sister and she's just as dumb. Constantly barking and trying to chase birds and planes no matter how far they are.
This post was edited on 3/28/17 at 9:36 pm
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33960 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

You think the OT is a bunch of your redneck buddies you drink miller light with on the weekends?


I couldn't sum it up any better actually
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:36 pm to
OMG! Tank chases planes. We live near a glide path south of Lafayette, he has plenty of material to work with... idiot
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

The last few days I have come home to an open front door


You didn't lock it after the first time?

Do you want to play a game of rape?
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24560 posts
Posted on 3/28/17 at 9:38 pm to
Yes. black people don't live in the mountains nor do they own labs.

You gonna call me a racist?
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