re: my cousin just made our thanksgiving tomorrow really aqward

Posted by AUCE05

Member since Dec 2009

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 8:10 am to Byrdybyrd05

I laughed.

Posted by gthog61

Irving, TX

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 8:30 am to Byrdybyrd05

LINK

or in other words, "We can't spell so let's put this 'new hip version' in the Urban Dictionary'"

Posted by Hangit

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 8:49 am to Byrdybyrd05

Every time your cousin gets up to go to the kitchen today, hold up your drink and tell him when he returns, don't come empty handed.

Also, any time he starts to touch any food or drink, ask him if he washed his hands. About twenty hand wash questions should be sufficient.

When it is time to fix his plate, ask him if he is going to fix his own or if his wife is going to take care of him.

Before you get any gravy, ask if he helped make it before you take any.

Always look innocent even though everyone, including grandma, will be chuckling.

Posted by Hangover Haven

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 8:50 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy

quote:
What does aqward mean?

I think it has something to do with a family watching porn...

Posted by CP3

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 8:52 am to Byrdybyrd05

Funny story but...

When Apple TV is hooked up and you play a video, it only shows on TV not the phone. Plus the phone just shows a black screen with "Apple TV" on it

So basically he woulda known immediately it was still hooked up.

3 ...

Posted by Byrdybyrd05

Member since Nov 2014

25699 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 9:21 am to Hangit

Lol I will definitely use those today lol he is still embarrassed about last night but his wife is in good spirit and so far nobody has made a comment about it last night. I'm sure later on after my uncles and cousins start drinking it will be fun about it lol.

Posted by soccerfüt

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 9:23 am to Byrdybyrd05

Aqward = Squidwart's cousin.

My contribution to this Thanksgiving thread:

Hope Solo's bf is thankful that there is Roast Beef on today's menu.

Posted by Sir Drinksalot

Member since Aug 2005

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 9:24 am to soccerfüt

its sad when grown adults use phonetics to spell

squawk does sound like awk i guess.

Posted by Byrdybyrd05

Member since Nov 2014

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 9:25 am to CP3

When it happened it only lasted a few seconds when his wife started banging on the door. I'm sure he was confused and didn't know what was going on. He probably was wondering why is the video not playing or he knew he messed up and didn't know what to do under pressure lol. I'm just glad my wife never has looked at my browser history lol.

Posted by The Mick

Member since Oct 2010

43062 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 9:26 am to CP3

quote:
When Apple TV is hooked up and you play a video, it only shows on TV not the phone. Plus the phone just shows a black screen with "Apple TV" on it

Is this true for any video from a website, youtube, etc or only a movie that's downloaded on the phone/device?

Posted by CP3

Baton Rouge

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 9:27 am to The Mick

Any video

Posted by NOLAManBlog

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 9:40 am to CP3

He should've just said, "My phone has been getting hacked lately and aliens. Can't wait to eat turkey tomorrow!!!"

Posted by Anonymous95

Member since Sep 2014

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:04 am to Byrdybyrd05

This reminds me of an alert my buddy sent out years ago. I can't remember if it was a Windows upgrade or what, but after the upgrade, the MS Windows photo software asked if you want it to search the PC and categorize all the photos it finds for ease of use.

My buddy hits yes and about 3 days later his wife calls him into the office to ask WTF. Windows had found hundreds of temp files with all of his web porn activity and neatly categorized it between his kids baby photos.

Posted by The Cool No 9

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:14 am to Byrdybyrd05

The goat if that really happened

Posted by CBLSU316

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:17 am to FLBooGoTigs1

quote:
That part about not having sex with his wife for Months is totally believable

FIFY

This post was edited on 11/26/15 at 10:19 am

Posted by Fewer Kilometers

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 10:56 am to The Cool No 9

I've heard more than one celebrity tell a version of this story on the talk shows.

Posted by retired trucker

midwest

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Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:00 am to Byrdybyrd05

awkward, yeah, uhuh

did you say black sheep?

Posted by retired trucker

midwest

Member since Feb 2015

5093 posts

Posted on 11/26/15 at 11:04 am to Anonymous95

quote:
the MS Windows photo software asked if you want it to search the PC and categorize all the photos it finds for ease of use.

My buddy hits yes and about 3 days later his wife calls him into the office to ask WTF.

closest I got to that was at costco, it just does an auto search on it...I was unfamiliar, never used the sytem before...just pulled the usb, then returned with only the correct pix loaded on it.