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Mr. Reason invoiced a penis pump as a hose coupling on the Harvey FD's dime
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:15 pm
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Michael Reason, deputy chief of Harvey Volunteer Fire Company No. 2, was sentenced Tuesday by 24th Judicial District Court Judge Glenn Ansardi, who said he took into account that Reason had no prior criminal history and that he paid the department back for the penis pump and pricey sunglasses that he originally invoiced as a hose coupling and fire goggles.
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While the judge didn’t find the ointment purchase unlawful, he took a dimmer view of the $290 Oakley sunglasses and the $288 penis pump from Fastsize LLC. Penis pumps can be used as a treatment for erectile dysfunction, but they often are marketed as a means to enlarge the penis.
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Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:16 pm to arseinclarse
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they often are marketed as a means to enlarge the penis.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:17 pm to arseinclarse
And now his face and story are plastered all over the internet.......
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:17 pm to arseinclarse
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they often are marketed as a means to enlarge the penis.
i know what we all thinking here....
did it work?
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:18 pm to Chad504boy
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did it work?
As my father told me when I was young, "Son, if any of those pills or pumps worked - men would have to walk around with a wheelbarrow."
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:19 pm to arseinclarse
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the penis pump and pricey sunglasses that he originally invoiced as a hose coupling and fire goggles.
Best part.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:20 pm to arseinclarse
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$288 penis pump
He should riot. It's clear he has a serious medical condition the fire department is not addressing! SJW coalition - where ya at?!
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:22 pm to arseinclarse
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penis pump and pricey sunglasses that he originally invoiced as a hose coupling and fire goggles.
Just wanted his dick to match those giant balls
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:22 pm to arseinclarse
Taxpayers fund pump for firefighter's hose.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:25 pm to arseinclarse
Was he incorrect in filing them as a coupling and goggles? Seems legit to me
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:29 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
I'm more shocked that penis pumps are that expensive
I assumed more like 19.99
This one must have been lithium powered, multi speed with auto shutoff, digital caliper, etc.
I assumed more like 19.99
This one must have been lithium powered, multi speed with auto shutoff, digital caliper, etc.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:30 pm to arseinclarse
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$288 penis pump
I got mine off craigslist for way less.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:32 pm to arseinclarse
el oh el
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:32 pm to arseinclarse
After watching my wife use a breast pump to pump milk, I am convinced a penis pump is in no way worth attempting.
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:35 pm to Croacka
Turbo charged with afterburners.
Useful when hooking up with Hope Solo so you'll have a prayer of making friction
Useful when hooking up with Hope Solo so you'll have a prayer of making friction
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:38 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Turbo
Nitro>Turbo
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:40 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 6/24/15 at 2:53 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
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Hope Solo
Posted on 6/24/15 at 3:08 pm to silkyjohnston
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Hope solo
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Old roast beef
Still never eating roast beef again
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