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Monday morning joke thread
Posted on 5/4/15 at 6:35 am
Posted on 5/4/15 at 6:35 am
A priest,rabbi, and 2 alter boys were on a boat and it started taking on water, the priest and rabbi notice there is only 2 life jackets the rabbi says "frick the alter boys" priest responds "you think we got time??"
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Posted on 5/4/15 at 6:35 am to PaulBurbank007
Posted on 5/4/15 at 6:39 am to PaulBurbank007
Had a guy last week call me a cocksucker. I looked at him and said, you know, I built 14 houses in my life, and not once has anyone called me a housebuilder, but i suck one dick, and all of a sudden im a cocksucker..........
This post was edited on 5/4/15 at 9:34 am
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:00 am to PaulBurbank007
A Jewish doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the Jew doctor gave him another six months.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:10 am to Placebeaux
A Man goes to the doctor for a check up, and the doctor examines him and says "I've got bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimer's"
The man replies "Well at least I don't have cancer"
The man replies "Well at least I don't have cancer"
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:10 am to PaulBurbank007
It was funny.
This post was edited on 5/4/15 at 7:31 am
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:15 am to tigerbaittrick
If that's a holocaust joke.....
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:20 am to tigerbaittrick
Dude one of two of my bannings was a jew holocaust joke (and i have an ancestor that perished in a concentration camp).
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:22 am to The Mick
I was such an ugly baby my mother never breast-fed me. She told me she liked me only as a friend.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:23 am to tigerbaittrick
You dick.
My dog is 1/4 jew.
My dog is 1/4 jew.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:28 am to PaulBurbank007
Jamie Foxx's national anthem.
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:48 am to PaulBurbank007
Why were there only 1k Mexicans at the Alamo?
They only had 2 trucks :rimshot:
They only had 2 trucks :rimshot:
Posted on 5/4/15 at 7:54 am to Placebeaux
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elephino
Elephino
Posted on 5/4/15 at 8:26 am to tigerbaittrick
quote:
It was funny.
I LOL'd
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