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Mom goes ballistic, beats up teen boinking daughter, he vomits, She destroys car
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:15 pm
Today's Florida story is from Arizona: LINK
Bonus legit wyhi:
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A Mesa mother was arrested on suspicion of damaging a car and assaulting a 16-year-old boy she found in bed with her daughter Thanksgiving morning, documents show.
The young man woke up to Jeanette Salas Woods attacking him as he lay next to her daughter in bed, according to Mesa police reports.
Police say the boy came over to his friend's house on Wednesday night, where the two 16-year-olds had sex. He reportedly fell asleep next to her in her bed until being woken up by her mother.
Investigators say Woods yelled at the boy, straddling him and punching him. When he got free, he grabbed his jeans and ran from the house, leaving behind a cell phone, car and the rest of his clothes.
Woods reportedly chased him from the residence and continued hitting him down the street until he vomited. The boy told police she only stopped after saying she was going to get cousins that would "take care" of him.At some point following the attack, he called police. When they arrived on scene, the boy's car, originally parked out front, was no longer there but shards of glass were in its place, according to the police report. The vehicle was later found down the street with about $5,300 worth of damage and a number of valuable items reportedly missing.
Bonus legit wyhi:
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:16 pm to Lsupimp
Chicks even fish lip their mug shots.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:18 pm to Festus
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he vomited
Probably had some bad fish.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:19 pm to Festus
May be her resting bitchface
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:21 pm to weadjust
I don't know. Fake eyebrows and eyelashes suggest otherwise. Fish lips keep with the whole fake motif.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:22 pm to Lsupimp
This kid will for sure leave every girls house right after from now on.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:23 pm to Lsupimp
I reckon it looks like The Black Forest is trying to hide the innards of a hot roast beef po-boy down there.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:24 pm to Lsupimp
I wanna smell her butthole
This post was edited on 12/19/15 at 12:26 pm
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:28 pm to dreaux
I bet she was banging the 16 y.o. first then freaked out when playa' banged the daughter.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:30 pm to SDTiger15
This should be totally acceptable. Play big boy games get big boy arse whoopings
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:31 pm to Lsupimp
I'll never get why they go after the one that isn't their child. It was consensual, and both of them made mistakes.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:33 pm to Lsupimp
Vomited? Must have been fat. Mom just mad her daughter is getting knocked up by a fatty.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:35 pm to nerd guy
Let this be a lesson. Never roll over and go to sleep.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:35 pm to Jcorye1
You get the other first, get yours later
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:36 pm to Lsupimp
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Woods reportedly chased him from the residence and continued hitting him down the street until he vomited.
How in the hell was she keeping up with him?
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:37 pm to wizziko
You try running away from a crazy bitch naked with a half-on
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:38 pm to SDTiger15
Sounds like drinking was involved
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:39 pm to Chad504boy
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This should be totally acceptable. Play big boy games get big boy arse whoopings
Where she messed up was with the car. She could have argued he was an intruder in her home otherwise.
Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:40 pm to wizziko
These things end differently on brazzers.
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