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Mom goes ballistic, beats up teen boinking daughter, he vomits, She destroys car

Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:15 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:15 pm
Today's Florida story is from Arizona: LINK

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A Mesa mother was arrested on suspicion of damaging a car and assaulting a 16-year-old boy she found in bed with her daughter Thanksgiving morning, documents show.

The young man woke up to Jeanette Salas Woods attacking him as he lay next to her daughter in bed, according to Mesa police reports.

Police say the boy came over to his friend's house on Wednesday night, where the two 16-year-olds had sex. He reportedly fell asleep next to her in her bed until being woken up by her mother.

Investigators say Woods yelled at the boy, straddling him and punching him. When he got free, he grabbed his jeans and ran from the house, leaving behind a cell phone, car and the rest of his clothes.

Woods reportedly chased him from the residence and continued hitting him down the street until he vomited. The boy told police she only stopped after saying she was going to get cousins that would "take care" of him.At some point following the attack, he called police. When they arrived on scene, the boy's car, originally parked out front, was no longer there but shards of glass were in its place, according to the police report. The vehicle was later found down the street with about $5,300 worth of damage and a number of valuable items reportedly missing.


Bonus legit wyhi:
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:16 pm to
Chicks even fish lip their mug shots.
Posted by MadtownTiger
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:17 pm to
That's a fish man
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:18 pm to
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he vomited


Probably had some bad fish.
Posted by weadjust
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:19 pm to
May be her resting bitchface
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:21 pm to
I don't know. Fake eyebrows and eyelashes suggest otherwise. Fish lips keep with the whole fake motif.
Posted by Lion8
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:22 pm to
This kid will for sure leave every girls house right after from now on.
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:23 pm to
I reckon it looks like The Black Forest is trying to hide the innards of a hot roast beef po-boy down there.
Posted by dreaux
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:24 pm to
I wanna smell her butthole
This post was edited on 12/19/15 at 12:26 pm
Posted by SDTiger15
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:28 pm to
I bet she was banging the 16 y.o. first then freaked out when playa' banged the daughter.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:30 pm to
This should be totally acceptable. Play big boy games get big boy arse whoopings
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:31 pm to
I'll never get why they go after the one that isn't their child. It was consensual, and both of them made mistakes.
Posted by nerd guy
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:33 pm to
Vomited? Must have been fat. Mom just mad her daughter is getting knocked up by a fatty.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:35 pm to
Let this be a lesson. Never roll over and go to sleep.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:35 pm to
You get the other first, get yours later
Posted by wizziko
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:36 pm to
quote:

Woods reportedly chased him from the residence and continued hitting him down the street until he vomited.

How in the hell was she keeping up with him?
Posted by SDTiger15
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:37 pm to
You try running away from a crazy bitch naked with a half-on
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:38 pm to
Sounds like drinking was involved
Posted by stout
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

This should be totally acceptable. Play big boy games get big boy arse whoopings





Where she messed up was with the car. She could have argued he was an intruder in her home otherwise.
Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/19/15 at 12:40 pm to
These things end differently on brazzers.
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