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Millennials are an absolute embarrassment. Supposedly they don't like sex

Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:22 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:22 am
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I mean, this is just pathetic:

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Sam Wei, a 26-year-old financial analyst in Chicago, has not had sex since her last relationship ended eighteen months ago. She makes out with guys sometimes, and she likes to cuddle.

“To me there’s more intimacy with having someone there next to you that you can rely on without having to have sex,” she said. “I don’t want to do anything that would harm the relationship and be something that we can’t come back from.”



And then there's this sad pathetic study:

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It’s not a very sexy time to be young, despite millennials’ reputation as bed-hoppers frolicking like the characters in “Girls.” A study published Tuesday in the journal Archives of Sexual Behavior, finds that younger millennials - born in the 1990s - are more than twice as likely to be sexually inactive in their early 20s than the previous generation was, and more likely even than older millennials were at the same age.

Recent research also shows that overall, millennials - people born between the early 1980s and 2000 - have fewer sexual partners than the baby boomers and Generation X, immediately preceding them.



I can't imagine being 18 years old and having this dude's thought process:

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Noah Patterson, 18, likes to sit in front of several screens simultaneously: a work project, a YouTube clip, a video game. To shut it all down for a date or even a one-night stand seems a waste. “For an average date you’re going to spend at least two hours, and in that two hours I won’t be doing something I enjoy.”

It’s not that he doesn’t like women. “I enjoy their companionship, but it’s not a significant part of life,” said Patterson, a web designer in Bellingham, Wash.

He has never had sex. “I’d rather be watching YouTube videos and making money.” Sex, he said, is “not going to be something people ask you for on your resume.”



This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 8:22 am
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51228 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:23 am to
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I can't imagine being 18 years old and having this dude's thought process:


I can't wait for the posters to come in and blanket this 18 year old's thoughts on the entire generation.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:23 am to
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I can't wait for the posters to come in and blanket this 18 year old's thoughts on the entire generation.



As they should. It's warranted...
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83514 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:23 am to
sounds like a good thing to me
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43296 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:24 am to
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Sex, he said, is “not going to be something people ask you for on your resume.”


Yes they do
Posted by blzr
Keeneland
Member since Mar 2011
30084 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:24 am to
Please die today
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:25 am to
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sounds like a good thing to me



No sex sounds like a good thing to you? So, if you were able to go back in time to when you were 18, you would rather not have sex than have sex?








This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 8:26 am
Posted by DollaChoppa
I Simp for ACC
Member since May 2008
84774 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:25 am to
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Noah Patterson, 18, likes to sit in front of several screens simultaneously: a work project, a YouTube clip, a video game. To shut it all down for a date or even a one-night stand seems a waste. “For an average date you’re going to spend at least two hours, and in that two hours I won’t be doing something I enjoy.”

It’s not that he doesn’t like women. “I enjoy their companionship, but it’s not a significant part of life,” said Patterson, a web designer in Bellingham, Wash.

He has never had sex. “I’d rather be watching YouTube videos and making money.” Sex, he said, is “not going to be something people ask you for on your resume.”


I mean, I agree with this dude.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11172 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:25 am to
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I can't wait for the posters to come in and blanket this 18 year old's thoughts on the entire generation.



If the shoe fits...
Posted by crookedicat
Member since Aug 2005
482 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:25 am to
I don't think they spoke with any BLM millennials for this study.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11214 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:26 am to
They're overthinking it. Sex is fun. Bottom line. I can't imagine being okay like this.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123879 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:26 am to
She must not have had anyone make her say ooooooooooooooooOoOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOOO
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:26 am to
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He has never had sex


Probably not his decision.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83514 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:27 am to
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No sex sounds like a good thing to you? So, if you were able to go back in time to when you were 18, you would rather not have sex than have sex?


younger people having less sex means less STDs, less babies out of wedlock, less welfare babies, less abortions, etc

which almost everyone considers a good thing, no?

you can't have it both ways

you can't want those things and also want promiscuous youth, that is what the 80s and 90s gave us
This post was edited on 8/2/16 at 8:28 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:27 am to
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“For an average date you’re going to spend at least two hours, and in that two hours I won’t be doing something I enjoy.”



DollaChoppa


quote:

I mean, I agree with this dude.



So you don't enjoy sex?

WTF is wrong with you? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15426 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:27 am to
I can attest to this being horse shite as applied to south Louisiana.
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83924 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:27 am to
As a sex positive genderqueer with intimacy issues, I can relate to her struggle. Being able to open up and have sex physically is very demanding. Having sex of the mind is safer and much more satisfying, which is why I'm considering transition into an asexual.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:27 am to
frick these kids. i hope the next generation shows them up for the pussies they are.
Posted by jimbeam
University of LSU
Member since Oct 2011
75703 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:27 am to
Well at least that guy has a reason for not having sex. In your case, nobody even wants to have sex with you.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 8/2/16 at 8:28 am to
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I don't think they spoke with any BLM millennials for this study.



Noah is BLM
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