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Men's restroom etiquette question.

Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:06 pm
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:06 pm
You have three urinals to choose from. The one on the left is the short one. The middle and right urinal are normal height. There's only person using the urinal already and he is on the right urinal. Which do you use?


ETA: you're not a midget or tranny
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 11:12 pm
Posted by Halftrack
The Wild Blue Yonder
Member since Apr 2015
2763 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:07 pm to
Is this a trick transgender question?
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38843 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:07 pm to
I don't care about pissing off a 5-year-old, so I use the short one.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:08 pm to
Piss in the sink.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38843 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:08 pm to
And what does this have to do with the law?
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:09 pm to
I've used short urinals with no problem before and I'm 6 feet tall.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:09 pm to
There's an unconditional one urinal of separation if possible.
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
33960 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:10 pm to
I piss wherever I want because I am not insecure about peeing next to someone and I don't care what people think
Posted by Sentrius
Fort Rozz
Member since Jun 2011
64757 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

And what does this have to do with the law?



Would this sound better?

quote:

Men's restroom etiquette question.

Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18664 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:10 pm to
quote:

And what does this have to do with the law?


It's really more of a bro code.
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:10 pm to
one urinal rule must be observed unless it's not physically possible
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:10 pm to
I was the guy in the right stall and the man who entered skipped the far stall to be next to mine. He said I had a nice watch so at least he was nice.
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:11 pm to
don't be that guy.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38843 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

I piss wherever I want because I am not insecure about peeing next to someone and I don't care what people think



This is bee Rye...

Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134840 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:11 pm to
quote:

I was the guy in the right stall and the man who entered skipped the far stall to be next to mine. He said I had a nice watch so at least he was nice.


Show us on the doll where he touched you
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38843 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:13 pm to
quote:

Would this sound better?


Ease up bruh
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12291 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:13 pm to
Use the short one.. Never saddle up next to another man unless necessary.
Posted by geauxnavybeatbama
Member since Jul 2013
25134 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:14 pm to
My watch? Said it looked like a Dutch rudder. Don't make it gay bro.
Posted by THRILLHO
Metry, LA
Member since Apr 2006
49488 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:15 pm to
Per Workaholics, short urinal = short dick.
Posted by Parallax
Member since Feb 2016
1449 posts
Posted on 6/8/16 at 11:16 pm to
This is a no brainer.

The better question: 2 urinals with one being used -- do you grab the other urinal or use a stall?

Stall for me but I think my threshold for a stall is lower than most.
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