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Meet Colin. He shat on a Kroger self check out scanner.

Posted on 5/31/16 at 8:59 pm
Posted by Billder
Where you live
Member since Nov 2009
5223 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 8:59 pm
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Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday following a repulsive incident inside the Kroger market in the Hyde Park neighborhood of Cincinnati (where Murphy lives).


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According to criminal complaints, Murphy entered the Kroger and “stripped naked in front of” a male employee. The suspect, police noted, smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech, and staggered as he walked. After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,” investigators allege.





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Posted by 9Fiddy
19th Hole
Member since Jan 2007
64018 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:00 pm to
Thread title of the year.


Eta: I wonder if it kept repeating, "Please remove item from the bagging area."
This post was edited on 5/31/16 at 9:01 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62841 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:00 pm to
That's a rough 23 years.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
11532 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:01 pm to
Sorry for partying!
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77927 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:02 pm to
Stupid millennial.
This post was edited on 5/31/16 at 9:03 pm
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
202580 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:02 pm to
And people wonder why I feel for the future..........
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15290 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:04 pm to
Not shocked. Yall ever watch campus pd? Always had cincy kids on there not being able to handle their shite.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102965 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:04 pm to
Price check please in isle 2
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Stupid millennial.



guess that business didn't meet up to his standards
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55970 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:07 pm to
can't say that I could just drop my pants and shite on command like that...
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

Price check please in isle 2


ISWYDT
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15080 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:08 pm to
What did it weigh?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167074 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:09 pm to
Don't judge the man. Let he who has never shite on a shelf in Kroger be the first to throw a stone.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

shat on a Kroger self check out scanner


Good lord....
Posted by Bloodworth
North Ga
Member since Oct 2007
4000 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:11 pm to
Paper or plastic?
Posted by VOLcano
Rocky Top
Member since Feb 2016
942 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:15 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21362 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Colin Murphy, 23, was arrested early Sunday

When did they pass this law?
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15745 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:17 pm to
Th03, clean up at the self check out area
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84607 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:19 pm to
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After disrobing, Murphy “defecated on U-Scan it,” investigators allege.


That is an all-time quote.

On another note, ol Murph looks like he's had a helluva 23 years.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69234 posts
Posted on 5/31/16 at 9:19 pm to
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dukke v
Hey peej, can I get your prediction on the general election between trump and hillary?
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