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Marriage advice game
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:22 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:22 pm
Coworker is having an engagement party at work. Everyone is supposed to write a piece of marriage advice on a wooden spoon for the couple.
Need some ideas
Need some ideas
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Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:23 pm to Post It Bandit
The two most powerful marriage words.
YES
DEAR
Put them together and you have it.
YES
DEAR
Put them together and you have it.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:24 pm to Post It Bandit
just write, RUN
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:24 pm to Post It Bandit
The Husband should always put any Thermostat under lock and key
or
Just put a big ON/Off lever on the thermostat
or
Just put a big ON/Off lever on the thermostat
This post was edited on 4/23/15 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:24 pm to Post It Bandit
Be unselfish
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:25 pm to Post It Bandit
Hello wife, goodbye life
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:28 pm to Post It Bandit
quote:
Coworker is having an engagement party at work. Everyone is supposed to write a piece of marriage advice on a wooden spoon for the couple.
"I didn't get you a wedding gift. i'll decide in a year if this is a long term deal or not and you'll get your gift then if applicable."
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:28 pm to Post It Bandit
Never take your wife for granite. Formica is much cheaper.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:29 pm to Post It Bandit
If you don't PIIHB, somebody else will.
That'd be my two cents.
That'd be my two cents.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:33 pm to Post It Bandit
"not for beating"
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:33 pm to Post It Bandit
Too long for a spoon quote, but:
Marble Theory
During your first year of marriage, you put a marble into a jar every time you make love.
Once the first year is done, on each subsequent occasion of love-making, take a marble out of the jar.
According to theory, you will never empty the jar.
Marble Theory
During your first year of marriage, you put a marble into a jar every time you make love.
Once the first year is done, on each subsequent occasion of love-making, take a marble out of the jar.
According to theory, you will never empty the jar.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:33 pm to Leonard
Pattern out her cycle
Avoid that week
Avoid that week
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:34 pm to Post It Bandit
Always kiss goodbye.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:41 pm to jmcs68
quote:
Always kiss her arse.
FIFY
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:43 pm to Post It Bandit
A happy wife is a happy life.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:43 pm to MoreOrLes
quote:
The Husband should always put any Thermostat under lock and key
Until she is preggo. She will break that lock with her teeth if she has to.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:45 pm to Post It Bandit
Sandwiches...make them now.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:46 pm to Post It Bandit
quote:
Coworker is having an engagement party at work. Everyone is supposed to write a piece of marriage advice on a wooden spoon for the couple.
Need some ideas
Cut his initials into the spoon so when he hits her with it, everyone will know who did it.
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:48 pm to Post It Bandit
"Keep your mouth shut and your wallet open"
Posted on 4/23/15 at 12:48 pm to Post It Bandit
I think you misinterpreted what they meant by "spoon party"
But, to play along with the marriage advice game:
buy a comfy couch
But, to play along with the marriage advice game:
buy a comfy couch
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