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Manscaping vs Metrosexual vs Bisexual

Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:54 pm
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16047 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:54 pm
It is getting harder to tell which team a guy is playing for these days. You got the manscaping crowd, who are straight but take grooming to new levels for staight dudes. Next you got the metrosexuals who sport the whole it is cool to look gay but not actually be gay look. Then there are of course bisexuals, who may or may not look gay and are gay part-time.

As result I quit trying to figure the sexual orientation thing out. Whatever floats your boat! I am going out on a limb just letting the barbershop trim my eyebrows much less wax them or my privates. I can't help but feel the gaydar should go up around all three types.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39123 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:55 pm to
nothing gay about trimming the hedges
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83922 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:56 pm to
I love the versatility of being genderqueer/non-binary and intersexual. Takes all the pressure off.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57204 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:56 pm to
You been inspecting a lot of crouches lately?
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
9306 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

I quit trying to figure the sexual orientation thing out.


So you started a thread based on it..
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47519 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

You got the manscaping crowd, who are straight but take grooming to new levels for staight dudes.


Uuummm, how much manscaping are you seeing on a regular basis?
Posted by MarcoRamius
Iberville
Member since Apr 2015
136 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:58 pm to
A grizzly bear could use my chest hair for a coat, but I scorch the earth down below.

Real shite.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16047 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:58 pm to
The eyebrows are a dead giveaway.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24816 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

nothing gay about trimming the hedges


In fact studies show most women prefer some grooming by men these days. Throughout history each sex has adapted their appearance in a way that maximizes attraction from the opposite sex. If it is what women these days are attracted to and will more likely have sex with then one could argue that the OP and his non-grooming is actually the more gay option.
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 4:23 pm
Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4528 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:59 pm to
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You been inspecting a lot of crouches lately?


This is what I was thinking. Spending way too much time looking at other dudes in the shower at the gym....
Posted by AbsolutTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2006
4796 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 2:59 pm to
I'm still looking for your point
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47519 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

The eyebrows are a dead giveaway.


I don't trim my eyebrows.




Probably because trimming my eyebrows doesn't make my dick look bigger.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80107 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:00 pm to
you're the one looking at the pubic hair (or lack thereof) of multiple dudes

you sure you have grounds to be criticizing anything?
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:00 pm to
I just pay this guy at the bus station to trim me up every few weeks. Does that make me gay or metro or what?
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16047 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:01 pm to
I guess times they are a changing.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124049 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:01 pm to
So this is the stuff that people think about at 3 o'clock on a Tuesday

Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79032 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

I love the versatility of being genderqueer/non-binary and intersexual. Takes all the pressure off.



you tell those shitlords
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39123 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

In fact studies show most women prefer some grooming by men these days.

they don't like getting hair stuck in their teeth
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:04 pm to
I happily wax my eyebrows, trim my pubes, and Nair my butthole and ballsack.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I love the versatility of being genderqueer/non-binary and intersexual


I'm more of a genderqueer/non-binary and intrasexual myself.
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