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Man seeks restraining order against God
Posted by High C on 5/6/16 at 2:36 pm81
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God is being mean to me. Make him quit.
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Israeli man has petitioned the Haifa Magistrate’s Court for a restraining order against God, claiming the Almighty has been particularly unkind to him.
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He argued that over a three-year period God, had exhibited a seriously negative attitude toward him, although details of just what divine mischief he had borne the brunt of were not mentioned in the report.
God is being mean to me. Make him quit.
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by lsuwontonwrap on 5/6/16 at 2:38 pm to High C
Adorable
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by Clyde Tipton on 5/6/16 at 2:39 pm to High C
I thought this was about Trump and Mohammed.
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by Flame Salamander on 5/6/16 at 3:43 pm to High C
this man suffers from Job syndrome.
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by ballscaster on 5/6/16 at 3:45 pm to High C
Job would have done the same if he had access to a lawyer.
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by blueridgeTiger on 5/7/16 at 7:39 am to High C
A guy once sued satan (obviously because "the devil made me do it") in Pennsylvania. The case was dismissed on procedural grounds (no showing that the devil resided in Pennsylvania).
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re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by soccerfüt on 5/7/16 at 10:14 am to blueridgeTiger
quote:Go to an Eagles game in Giants gear and get back to me on this.
The case was dismissed on procedural grounds (no showing that the devil resided in Pennsylvania).
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by Kcrad on 5/7/16 at 11:19 am to blueridgeTiger
The smart move would get a restraining order against Satan.
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by King of New Orleans on 5/7/16 at 12:22 pm to Kcrad
This shite always happens in another country. You never hear of shite like this happening in a major American city.
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by Fat and Happy on 5/7/16 at 1:12 pm to King of New Orleans
So how exactly would this be enforced?
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by Gulf Coast Tiger on 5/7/16 at 2:08 pm to drewnbrla
Wait till he dies and see how God treats him
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by Bestbank Tiger on 5/7/16 at 2:58 pm to High C
Smart idea. God is going to have a very hard time finding a lawyer.
re: Man seeks restraining order against GodPosted by baytiger on 5/7/16 at 3:02 pm to Fat and Happy
quote:Seems pretty easy. God isn't allowed within 100 yards, and the man can call the police if he sees God get any closer
So how exactly would this be enforced?
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