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Man posed as female masseuse, offered massage to undercover cop

Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:26 pm
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:26 pm
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A Hollywood man posing as a female masseuse was arrested on fraud and drug possession charges after offering massage services to an undercover Lantana Police officer Monday, according to an arrest report.

Dwayne Brandon, 24, posted an ad on backpage.com, calling himself “Mistress Creammy Juicy,” the report said.

The ad read: “With my beauty and astonishing physique, I would LOVE to make your evening TRULY JUICY & no need to worry, all my pics are 10000% me. Promised!,” the report said.

The officer responded to the ad and Brandon told him it would be $100 for a half hour massage and $150 for a full hour.

When he arrived at the Super 8 Motel, 1255 Hypoluxo Road, the officer immediately smelled marijuana in the room. He then asked Brandon what he could get for $80, the report said.

Brandon responded: “A massage with oil,” adding that he is not a prostitute. He also repeatedly asked the officer if he was with the police, the report said.

Police then arrested Brandon who told officers that he had marijuana in the top drawer of the dresser. They found 1.6 grams of the drug and a grinder.

He faces charges of misrepresenting himself as a licensed masseuse, marijuana possession and drug equipment possession. He was released from Palm Beach Jail jail without bond.
Posted by Sandy_Ash
Member since Feb 2015
1162 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:27 pm to
That looks like a movie character from Live and Let Die
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:28 pm to
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“Mistress Creammy Juicy”

Posted by lsut2005
Northshore
Member since Jul 2009
2596 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:29 pm to
Sounds like a huge waste of resources. Thanks law enforcement for keeping us safe from dope smoking transsexual mesusses!
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
55970 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:29 pm to
what the hell is the point of arresting someone if their "crimes" are so minor that they don't even require bond?....
Posted by Grouper Picatta
Sarasota,FL
Member since Mar 2013
1590 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:30 pm to
Her make up accentuates her beauty
Posted by Barf
EBR
Member since Feb 2015
3727 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:30 pm to
Thank god that person is off the street. I don't want to live in a world with a marijuana smoking monster. I bet at least a dozen kids were saved because of this excellent detective work.
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10554 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:31 pm to
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and guess that he does his own makeup.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
71997 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:33 pm to
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what the hell is the point of arresting someone if their "crimes" are so minor that they don't even require bond?....
Money.

All these petty charge crimes are income for these governments.
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11706 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:36 pm to
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He faces charges of misrepresenting himself as a licensed masseuse, marijuana possession and drug equipment possession. He was released from Palm Beach Jail jail without bond.


Why the frick is the first one a crime?
Posted by TC16
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
2531 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:40 pm to
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what the hell is the point of arresting someone if their "crimes" are so minor that they don't even require bond?....



Another drug arrest, another dollar from the federal government.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
66884 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:41 pm to
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Super 8 Motel, 1255 Hypoluxo Road


I bet there are many unlicensed masseuses practicing their unlicensed craft there.
Posted by FalseProphet
Mecca
Member since Dec 2011
11706 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:46 pm to
I'm really pondering here over how you get charged with that. Did your ad say you were a licensed masseuse? Did the cop ask if you had a license and you said yes?

Would anybody EVER believe that someone operating out of a Super 8 had a license?

I'm just at a loss how guy posing as a girl gets hit with misrepresentation charge.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:53 pm to
Throatzilla
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30865 posts
Posted on 7/8/15 at 7:38 pm to
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That looks like a movie character from Live and Let Die

That's it. I was trying to figure where I had seen this before.
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