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Man in penis costume attempts to beat DUI charge by consuming toilet paper
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:01 pm
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During his arrest, Officers say McDonald was wearing a costume that featured male genitalia and that he tried to consume toilet paper, believing it would throw off a breathalyzer test. McDonald would later fail the breathalyzer test and was charged with driving under the influence.
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Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:03 pm to arseinclarse
that penis costume looks like a man's face.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:03 pm to arseinclarse
So he was driving around in a penis costume? 
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:04 pm to arseinclarse
People still don't know how a breathalyzer works?
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
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consume toilet paper, believing it would throw off a breathalyzer test. McDonald would later fail the breathalyzer test
Well then I've been given poor advice by my attorney.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:05 pm to arseinclarse
Comtwoply or die
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:06 pm to SEClint
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People still don't know how a breathalyzer works?
Uh yeah. The toilet paper absorbs the alcohol from your blood.
I keep toilet paper in my car for when I get the trots, but now I have another use for it. Pretty smart!
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:10 pm to arseinclarse
Man in the penis costume must have been hard up.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:12 pm to BigPerm30
It definitely took some balls.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:14 pm to arseinclarse
Oh look at all the lame jokes in this thread
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:15 pm to Walt OReilly
Jokes? You never chew on TP when you're out of gum and your breath smells like shite?
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:15 pm to Walt OReilly
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Walt OReilly
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lame jokes in this thread
Yep, lamest one around.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:17 pm to arseinclarse
Sounds like he got shafted
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:23 pm to arseinclarse
What a dick head
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:24 pm to arseinclarse
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Man in penis costume attempts to beat DUI charge by consuming toilet paper
What a dick. And whoever told him that eating toilet paper works is full of shite
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:26 pm to arseinclarse
I'm the cock of the walk, baby.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:42 pm to arseinclarse
Who could make this shite up?
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:54 pm to Grim
The best way to beat the charge is to
1. step out of vehicle before cop gets out of his.
2. crack seal of fifth of (your choice here) liquor.
a. key here is to make sure the cracking of the seal is in plain view of cops dash-cam.
3. down the liquor.
4. When cops asks if you're drunk. Why yes I am officer, but can you prove I was drunk before I cracked that seal?
5. ???
6. Please charge me with drunken disorderly....not DUI felony
1. step out of vehicle before cop gets out of his.
2. crack seal of fifth of (your choice here) liquor.
a. key here is to make sure the cracking of the seal is in plain view of cops dash-cam.
3. down the liquor.
4. When cops asks if you're drunk. Why yes I am officer, but can you prove I was drunk before I cracked that seal?
5. ???
6. Please charge me with drunken disorderly....not DUI felony
Posted on 11/4/15 at 2:56 pm to DirtyMikeandtheBoys
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The best way to beat the charge is to
1. step out of vehicle before cop gets out of his.
2. crack seal of fifth of (your choice here) liquor.
a. key here is to make sure the cracking of the seal is in plain view of cops dash-cam.
3. down the liquor.
4. When cops asks if you're drunk. Why yes I am officer, but can you prove I was drunk before I cracked that seal?
5. ???
6. Please charge me with drunken disorderly....not DUI felony
Works every time.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 3:14 pm to arseinclarse
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