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Man Had Penis ‘Skinned’ After Injecting Vaseline Into It To Make It Larger
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:53 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:53 pm
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Meet 24-year-old Hungarian born Szilveszter who now lives in the United Kingdom (Guess there are no first names in Hungary?). This gentleman knows that Vaseline has so many beneficial uses and can enhance his life in so many ways. The miracle product soothes dry skin, lubricates skateboard and roller skate wheels, remedies chapped lips, helps remove chewing gum from hair, keeps shower curtains sliding with ease, seals split ends, prevents diaper rash, removes stains from clothes and wood furniture, fantastic polish your shoes, revives dried leather, great lubricant for butt sex, prevents rust on outdoor metals and you can even apply it to the cut edges of jack-o-lanterns to slow the rotting process.
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Despite all of the marvelous benefits of Vaseline, Szilveszter took the versatility of the product far beyond it’s noble capabilities. He injected petroleum jelly directly into his dick in the brilliant idea that it would enhance the size of his tallywhacker
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The story gets even more bizarre. Szilveszter is already married and a father. Why the frick are you jeopardizing your life to increase the size of your rod for a woman that has already committed her life to you and your baby dick? If he was a bachelor and his microdick was prohibiting him from getting snatch, I can sort of justify his need to pump petroleum jelly into his dick
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He injected petroleum jelly into his twig to make it larger, which sort of worked. His willie got larger, but nine months later his jelly dick was so swollen and inflamed that he was in constant pain and was unable to have sex with his wife
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Szilveszter turned to help from Extreme Beauty Disasters resident plastic surgeon Dr Vik Vijh. After examining the man the doctor said, “It’s not a pretty slight, it’s inflamed, it’s sore, it’s misshapen, his penis is a disaster.” Well nothing cures a man with low self-esteem about his meat stick quite like someone calling it a “disaster.” Dr. Vijh continued his verbal bouquets, “I have been doing plastic surgery now for 20 years and I have never seen anything like this. Injecting petroleum jelly into the penis makes no sense on any level.”
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Szilveszter got a big head about the situation, “The other problem is the foreskin is swelling and splitting – the foreskin is 15 times more swollen than should be,” said the doctor.
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It somehow gets worse.
Dr. Vijh said the only treatment would be to “skin” the penis to get rid of the Vaseline and scar tissue
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It somehow gets worse.
Dr Vijh said:
“I have never done this before but fingers crossed we can save his penis.”
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Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:54 pm to JOJO Hammer
Pics
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:55 pm to JOJO Hammer
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
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the foreskin is 15 times more swollen than should be,” said the doctor.
So, mission accomplished?
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
Yea I heard about this.
They had to take skin from his eyelid to sew onto his penis.
Now everyone calls him cockeyed.
They had to take skin from his eyelid to sew onto his penis.
Now everyone calls him cockeyed.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:56 pm to arseinclarse
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Pics
Please no
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:56 pm to JOJO Hammer
And the number 1 thing you never want to hear your doctor say. ..
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“I have never done this before but fingers crossed we can save his penis.”
Posted on 4/21/15 at 3:59 pm to JOJO Hammer
But teenagers are stupid right?
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:02 pm to Tactical1
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But teenagers are stupid right?
Hungarian born
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:05 pm to JOJO Hammer
I clicked on the link. Don't know why.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:11 pm to hg
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Yea I heard about this. They had to take skin from his eyelid to sew onto his penis. Now everyone calls him cockeyed.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:13 pm to JOJO Hammer
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“The other problem is the foreskin is swelling and splitting – the foreskin is 15 times more swollen than should be,”
And he isn't American, so likely sporting the anteater. That must be the most horrible sight imaginable. I don't think that Doc is going to recover.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:13 pm to JOJO Hammer
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“I have never done this before but fingers crossed we can save his penis.”
What is something you never want to hear from your doctor, Alex?
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:13 pm to sjmabry
Literally the main warning on the damn package says "FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 4:14 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:15 pm to JOJO Hammer
Another reason to get your kid circumcised you stupid libs.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:18 pm to SG_Geaux
Maybe the warning needs to be expanded to "When using this product do not get into eyes or dick". Seriously, though, there have been cases where silicone caulk was injected into, well..... The cock. Yup, caulk in cock.
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:19 pm to theunknownknight
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his penis is a disaster
I'll take "Words you never want to hear from your doctor" for $1000, Alex.
ETA: Dammit, Jrod beat me to it.
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:44 pm to hg
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Yea I heard about this. They had to take skin from his eyelid to sew onto his penis. Now everyone calls him cockeyed.
HOLY shite did I just spit out my beer Posted on 4/21/15 at 4:59 pm to JOJO Hammer
This trend originated in Hungarian prisons:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22925440
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A total of 4,735 inmates at the largest Hungarian prisons were asked to complete a questionnaire relating to their sexual life, whether they had self-injected Vaseline into their penis, the motivation leading them to resort to Vaseline self-injection, any complications observed and the level of satisfaction attained.
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Of the 1,905 responders, 15.7% admitted Vaseline self-injection. Only around one-fifth of the Vaseline injected subjects had not been satisfied with the original size of their penis and their sexual life up to the time of the injection, a proportion similar to that among Vaseline nonusers. While the satisfaction with the sexual life became significantly worse after the Vaseline injection, the satisfaction with the penis size did not change and an erectile dysfunction developed de novo in 21.4% of cases. The most common motivation for self-injection was a recommendation by another inmate; it was rarely recommended by a sexual partner. Complications had developed among 25.4% of the Vaseline users and 50.3% of them were not satisfied with the result of the Vaseline injection. Of the Vaseline users, 22.4% regretted the self-injection, while the rate among those who had developed complications was 53%
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22925440
This post was edited on 4/21/15 at 5:00 pm
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