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Man decapitates himself in Bronx today with his car

Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:31 pm
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:31 pm
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A 51-year-old man managed to behead himself in a spectacularly gruesome suicide in the Bronx Monday morning. The victim, whose identity was not immediately released, tied a chain from his head to a pole, then hit the gas on his 2005 Honda CRV in Hunts Point, cops said. He gunned it about 9:35 a.m., police said, and was decapitated, dying at the scene on Longfellow Ave. near Randall Ave.


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Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101914 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:32 pm to
I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34405 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:32 pm to
I guess he really liked road head.
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16526 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:33 pm to
Cot dayum
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117676 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:33 pm to
He got the idea from women driving off with the pump.

Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117676 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:33 pm to
Or speedy Gonzalez cartoons as a kid.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39147 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:34 pm to
gotta give him credit for originality
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11372 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:34 pm to
Well, that's one way to do it
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:34 pm to
Okay people, let's not lose our heads here.
Posted by putt23
Pingree Grove, IL
Member since Oct 2010
4662 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:35 pm to
Wow! That's commitment right there
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62712 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:37 pm to
Honda CRV > 51 year old neck
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82361 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:37 pm to
You're yanking my chain...
Posted by ehidal1
Chief Boot Knocka
Member since Dec 2007
37133 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:37 pm to
Some of you people are sick making fun of someone's suicide. Some of you need to just head to bed.
Posted by RebelOP
Misty Mountain Top
Member since Jun 2013
12478 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:37 pm to
At least he'll save money on his dental insurance.
Posted by StrangeBrew
Salvation Army-Thanks Obama
Member since May 2009
18183 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:42 pm to
15 seconds could save you ................
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16167 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:42 pm to
Is this story real or are you guys just yanking my chain?

I will head over to snopes to see if I should quit actng like a numbskull.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63180 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:44 pm to
Wonder what he saw or read to make him think this could be pulled off without a hitch (no pun intended).
Posted by forksup
Member since Dec 2013
8817 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:46 pm to
Too late, been done before. And this guy did it in a Aston Martin. LINK
Posted by Diddles
LA
Member since Apr 2013
6981 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:46 pm to
He was too late to experience the fappening
Posted by lsuguy84
CO
Member since Feb 2009
19573 posts
Posted on 9/1/14 at 7:48 pm to
This was because of the lack of Kaley Cuoco nudes
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