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Man chews skin off fingertips to avoid being ID'd at traffic stop
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:52 pm
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:52 pm
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ALLMADGE, Ohio – A Florida man chewed off the skin on all his fingertips during a traffic stop in an effort avoid being identified by fingerprints, Tallmadge police said Friday. Kirk Kelly, 24, now faces charges of falsification and tampering with evidence.
When Kelly overheard officers talking about using their handheld fingerprint identifier for a positive identification, he chewed off the skin on all of his fingertips to avoid a proper ID, Williams said.
This post was edited on 2/26/16 at 8:53 pm
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:53 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Good thing we don't use ballsackprints.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:56 pm to LSUTANGERINE
God, what if they collected sperm samples?
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:56 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Posted on 2/26/16 at 8:57 pm to kilo1234
I'd probably get arrested a lot more.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:00 pm to LSUTANGERINE
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Kelly also has several warrants out for his arrest in Florida, including ones for racketeering, drug trafficking and illegally selling handguns, Williams said.
Williams said handguns sold by Kelly have been linked to 15 Florida homicides.
He should have tried to chew off the tattoos that identified him, as well.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:12 pm to LSUTANGERINE
The cops were pissed. He left no prints.
If he were from Mississippi, he'd have tried to eat all of his own DNA.
He ate so much he was tipsy.
His fingers became disappointed.
If he were from Mississippi, he'd have tried to eat all of his own DNA.
He ate so much he was tipsy.
His fingers became disappointed.
This post was edited on 2/26/16 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:15 pm to soccerfüt
Florida gonna Florida
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:26 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Didn't Jean Claude Van Damme do this in a movie?
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:36 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Something about this thread gets under my skin but I can't put my finger on it.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:43 pm to LSUTANGERINE
This guy is stupid.
Fingerprints are very unreliable as identification.
Fingerprints are very unreliable as identification.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:44 pm to LSUTANGERINE
You can take the weirdo out of Florida...
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:54 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Smart play
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:57 pm to Wild Thang
Pretty genius, and ballsy too. No way should he be charged with a crime. I don't want to live in a society where a man isn't free to mutilate himself.
Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:58 pm to LSUTANGERINE
A professional uses a razor blade and does this ahead of time
Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:02 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Wait so how much fricking time did they give him to chew his fingers for after mentioning they were going to finger print him.?Wtf that shite takes time.
This post was edited on 2/26/16 at 10:03 pm
Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:28 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Driving out at 3 am with multiple outstanding warrants. This guy plays by his own rules!
Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:38 pm to LSUTANGERINE
Florida man
Posted on 2/26/16 at 10:41 pm to LSUTANGERINE
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A Florida man
Of course
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