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Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"

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A Hamilton man repeatedly arrested for public indecency has again been indicted after a child saw him engaging in sex with a rubber raft last month, according to police.

Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, of 1320 Harmon Ave., was arrested June 17 for allegedly stepping out his back door naked at about 1:20 p.m. and having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” according to the Hamilton police report.


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What is happening to people? People are going off the deep end.


JEAUXBLEAUX
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
Ha ha deep end Pool reference


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Displaced
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
i bet he has a pull out couch at home too.


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brewhan davey
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
anything with a crease

amirite?


Bluefin
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
This article is just blowing hot air, and is blown entirely out of proportion.


coonass27
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
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What is happening to people? People are going off the deep end.




they are going IN the deep end


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tidalmouse
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
I think that charge might stick.


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ShoeBang
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
when you're going to act inappropriately , you might as well jump in feet first and frick a pool toy
This post was edited on 7/11 at 7:47 am


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hg
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
The raft is a sucker for blow jobs.


coonass27
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shreveport
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
If it floats, it pokes
This post was edited on 7/11 at 7:48 am


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sicboy
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
Missionary is the only safe position in this situation.


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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
The raft was asking for it.


JEAUXBLEAUX
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
Is this illegal anyway? Did the raft file a complaint?


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Ace Midnight
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
He probably has an inflated ego, too.


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PhiTiger1764
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
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anything with a crease amirite?

You're not wrong.


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peopleschamp
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
I bet his alibi won't hold water or float.


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LSUJuice
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Back in Houston
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
The raft is really the one who gets the shaft in all of this.


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tgrbaitn08
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
Imagine how deflated his family must be


ksayetiger
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Centenary Gents
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re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
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The witness, who was the owner of the raft, 


I think he could just keep the raft if it was mine


Post It Bandit
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1973 posts

re: Man arrested for having "sexual relations with a rubber pool raft"
$100 says he's stroked a pool noodle before


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