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Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:26 am
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:26 am
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Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:27 am to DavidTheGnome
So when did this become frowned upon?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:27 am to DavidTheGnome
Was he at the grocery store with the Confederate flag? Then I get it.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:28 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:28 am to Woobie
Since Pee-Wee Hermam got caught cranking down at the movies.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:28 am to DavidTheGnome
Was I not supposed to do that? I thought this was America?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:28 am to DavidTheGnome
Did they ever stop to think that just maybe it did in fact steal something and he was just dishing out righteous justice?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:29 am to DavidTheGnome
Sounds like a true American to me.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:29 am to DavidTheGnome
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:39 am to DavidTheGnome
I always thought goldennugget was younger.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:42 am to tigerpimpbot
He does look like PNW WT! Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:43 am to DavidTheGnome
Is he doing blue steel?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:45 am to DavidTheGnome
So now the government is telling us how we can and cannot voice our displeasure at them? Sounds like a clear cut first amendment acquittal.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:55 am to DavidTheGnome
That guy gives James van der beek a run for his money for the world's biggest forehead
Posted on 5/13/17 at 7:59 am to Woobie
Thanks bin laden
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:05 am to DavidTheGnome
When you say vigorously, how does it compare to my avatar? Because I've been at it for well over 10 years now.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:09 am to DavidTheGnome
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Vigorously
Curious as to how this is determined. Maybe in his mind he was casually masturbating
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:20 am to DavidTheGnome
Are we going to ignore the fact he appears to have a fine film of dried up jizz on his lower lip?
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:22 am to DavidTheGnome
He might want to get that melanoma checked out.
Posted on 5/13/17 at 8:22 am to Anonymous95
I'm guessing they had to distinguish in the report from the last time he did this and figured "vigorously" would do the trick. After all few years back it was a bit more subtle with his self-pleasure...
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The affidavit says Andreassen was observed "stroking his penis outside of his pants" and that he was "staring at several females in the bar that were standing in line." Andreassen was observed doing this for two nights in a row.
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