says "I take off my pants. Nobody wants to fight a guy not wearing pants. Especially if he seems really happy about it."
seems like a good time to tell a story I heard about in jail. Well this little guy got himself in some shite with one of those big mother frickers.
Well the first thing you do before you fight, you put your tennis shoes on since obviously they are going to give you the best grip/traction. This "putting on of tennis shoes" is referred to as "strapping up".
Well back to the story.
The little guy knew he was going to have to fight, no way around it, so went to the big guy and told him to "strap up and meet me in the showers asap for your arse whoppin" (open shower is the biggest open space with no cameras pointing at it, so ideal or brawling)
so when big guy shows up to the shower, little convict was completely naked except for his tennis shoes and had completely covered his naked body with baby oil for the fight. The way the story is told the lil convict ends up putting an arse whooping on the big convict. since biggie couldn't stick a solid lick or get any hold of slippery lil one.
Im sure fighting someone buck nekkid in baby oil puts you at a slight mental disadvantage.
Didn't even walk the Dino