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The Mick
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Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations

Paying a ticket and while checking out the fines on the LP website I thought a few of these were amusing:

No smoking in vehicle w/ minor $200.00

Headlights, two required $125.00

Driving left of center $165.00
(no mention of driving right of center)

Exhaust, loud/noisy $125.00

Insecure load $100.00
(wouldnt that be "unsecure" ??)

Low rider vehicle $100.00

Parking/standing/stopping on hwy $100.00

Allowing dogs to roam $150.00


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LaFBfan
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Allowing dogs to roam $150.00


Should be $1500...jogging is hard enough as it is


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Python
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Allowing dogs to roam $150.00


What's a dog doing with a cell phone anyway?


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teke184
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Insecure load $100.00
(wouldnt that be "unsecure" ??)


Sounds like they accidentally wrote an ordinance against transporting crazy fat chicks.


Jet12
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Insecure load $100.00

That would be a funny police stop.

"What seems to be the problem, officer?"
"Sir, I noticed that the things you have in the back of your truck don't feel comfortable with their identity..."



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Bunta
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Driving left of center $165.00
(no mention of driving right of center)


You're joking, right?


yurintroubl
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
Accept your ticket with confidence... or else.


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Rickety Cricket
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Exhaust, loud/noisy $125.00

That's a necessity there with all of the plant workers and other blue collar guys.


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The Mick
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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You're joking, right?
No I wasnt

upon further consideration, this means a two lane hwy with oncoming traffic Im guessing?


JAMAC2001
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Driving left of center $165.00
(no mention of driving right of center)


I may be mistaken, but wouldn't right of center be you driving in your lane? That's usually legal.


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Bunta
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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upon further consideration, this means a two lane hwy with oncoming traffic Im guessing?

I would assume so.


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tenfoe
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Livingston Parish


quote:

No smoking in vehicle w/ minor $200.00

Headlights, two required $125.00



quote:

Insecure load $100.00
(wouldnt that be "unsecure" ??)

Low rider vehicle $100.00



FWIW, they don't issue these to white folk.


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LSUTygerFan
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Member since Jun 2008
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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No smoking in vehicle w/ minor $200.00


i believe this is the same in most places?

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Headlights, two required $125.00


much needed.

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Driving left of center $165.00
(no mention of driving right of center)



republican leadership

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Insecure load $100.00



happens to young guys from time to time


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Catman88
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Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2004
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Insecure load $100.00
(wouldnt that be "unsecure" ??)


This terminology is not incorrect at all although it is interchangable with unsecure.


LSUTygerFan
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This terminology is not incorrect at all although it is interchangable with unsecure


does it mean the load has low self esteem?


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Catman88
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
in·se·cure
[in-si-kyoor] Show IPA

adjective
1.
subject to fears, doubts, etc.; not self-confident or assured: an insecure person.

2.
not confident or certain; uneasy; anxious: He was insecure about the examination.

3.
not secure; exposed or liable to risk, loss, or danger: an insecure stock portfolio.

4.
not firmly or reliably placed or fastened: an insecure ladder.

No sure why there are so many stupid people in this thread trying too hard.
This post was edited on 2/20 at 2:09 pm


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Womski
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Low rider vehicle $100.00
how/why is this illegal?


sec13rowBBseat28
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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Insecure load


LSUTygerFan
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Insecure load w/ accident $200.00



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teke184
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Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
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re: Livingston Parish - interesting traffic violations
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how/why is this illegal?


from eHow-
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Louisiana allows lowrider vehicles to operate on its streets and highways as long as the vehicles comply with the minimum and maximum requirements for the height of headlamps. In addition, lowriders must have operational shock absorbers and springs, have at least three inches of suspension travel and four inches of ground clearance (measured from the frame of the vehicles when on a level surface) and comply with general requirements for motor vehicles.


Not sure exactly WHY it is illegal, but that's the regulations in place for the state.


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