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Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:10 pm
Posted by Hammertime
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Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:10 pm
I'm in a shitty situation right now, and need to laugh at other people to make myself feel better. Suffice to say my partner isn't pulling his weight. I had to teach him how to use the "E" to write in scientific notation in Excel yesterday. Out of 2.5 weeks, he has only found time to meet for 6 hours, most of which was spent with me teaching him.

I was in a group a long time ago, and this dumb brawd lost the flash drive with our entire 50 minute long PowerPoint presentation on it. Found that out 10 minutes before we had to present.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:11 pm to
Reading your shitty threads.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75132 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:11 pm to
Ok
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:12 pm to
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:12 pm to
dude forgot to bring the marshmellows for our S'mores party last night, his only job!
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37564 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:13 pm to
I am currently involved with this group project.

to be honest, the other guy is a total douche. I found out a quick solution to not doing anything..just act dumb as hell. I mean, he actually thought he was teaching me how to use Excel the other day

I figured after this stunt, me showing up a few hours out of the week would be ideal considering he will think I'm going to screw everything up anyway..
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:16 pm to
I just always went into these things assuming I was going to have to do the lions share of the work. If I didn't then it was a nice surprise.
Posted by Muice
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
1268 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:17 pm to
My senior design group project had a kid that couldn't speak English, but everyone had to speak at some point during the presentation so that sucked. He must have had like 6 abuelas because he used the dead grandparent excuse that many times.

Professor knew it, basically told us tough shite that happens in the professional world sometimes so get used to it.

Same group same project- another guy's room caught fire while he was out of town two days before we presented so all he had were gym clothes and he presented to the review panel in in gym shorts and a dry fit shirt.

Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:25 pm to
my first band, I was 16 and the youngest out of 5 people.

When it came down to it, in production it was me who recorded both guitars (at times double tracked so 4 guitars), drums, and 80% of the bass.

Out of all those members, I'm the only one in 2016 that is still above ground.
Posted by patnuh
South LA
Member since Sep 2005
6698 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:28 pm to
Last year of college, we had a 4 person group project that was year long. One dude did NOTHING. I went to teacher and he basically said tough shite. So one of the girls in The group and I split his part and sucked it up. I wanted to kick the guys arse. Probably should have.
This post was edited on 10/14/16 at 2:30 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:29 pm to
I have been amazed how kids can make it all of the way through college not knowing proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, how to use Word and Excel, or how to format reports.

I think I've had probably 5 competent group partners in the last 4 years (out of maybe 30 partners). Well, competent enough that I could trust their work.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:30 pm to
I don't have an entertaining story to share but i feel your pain right now. i'm currently working on a group paper that's due tonight

i volunteered to type everything because i'm a good technical writer and typist (plus i'm a control freak and don't trust them). so the one girl says she'll do the research for part one. i found two sources and told her we needed more like that

for the past three days, she's said she was still finding research and blah blah blah. last night she sends me less than a page of some bullshite she typed that is directly plagiarized from the two sources i sent and full of grammatical errors, as in numerous sentences that don't make sense

she says she's a middle school teacher, but there's no flipping way this girl made it through college already
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

so the one girl says she'll do the research for part one


Pics?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:40 pm to
i did stalk her fb

she's from close to br. i hope she's not on td and reading this since part of our grade is supposedly based on group member feedback
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:42 pm to
lol well if she is, may inspire her to not drop the ball.

Good to see ya
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:45 pm to
good thinking

harley, if you're reading this, you need to do better!
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:48 pm to
Getting stuck with shitty group members is usually either a reflection of poor social skills or being as terrible as your "awful group partner"
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

i volunteered to type everything because i'm a good technical writer


Pretty funny that your post is full of technical errors.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39850 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Out of 2.5 weeks, he has only found time to meet for 6 hours,


What the frick is this 1960's business environment?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57444 posts
Posted on 10/14/16 at 2:52 pm to
Big fan of group projects, I never did shite
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