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lsu_tiger_az
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Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty


I take a piece of string, and sit quietly while I tie a hangman's noose, hold it up, swing it back and forth, then untie it and start tying another one...

This has worked four times in three different states...




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Dpizz450
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Be an educated individual. Lawyers like to try cases to a dumb jury. Have actual knowledge and a formed logical opinion of the subject of the trial, especially if it is a civil trial.


Lawyers don't pick the jurors.


LSUTygerFan
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
you loose, we loose


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Bullfrog
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Just serve. It's part of the price you pay to be an American. .


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20MuleTeam
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Tell them you hate the blacks


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BurasTigah
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
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Lawyers don't pick the jurors.


Have you even been a part of a voir dire? They can remove you from the pool...
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LordSnow
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Work out of the country

worked for me


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Cajun Revolution
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Show up. Claim not to reside in parish/county for past year. The end.


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LSUTygerFan
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Have you even been a part of a voir dire?


Image: http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/mycousinvinny42a.JPG


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Bunk Moreland
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Judges can get pissy with BS excuses, but if you give some vague answer like your god doesn't allow you to judge other people, I'd bet one of the attorneys will toss you.


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BTHog
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being married to an assistant district attorney work pretty well for getting out of local jury duty. Only got called once, I didn't even say anything the judge zeroed in and asked if the last name was a coincidence and I said no and he said get out.



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JabarkusRussell
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So basically saying I will be biased because what happened in the case happened to a relative of mine should work?


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JabarkusRussell
Member since Jul 2009
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I have always felt that they should only pick retired people to be in a jury. They have nothing else to do and would get a kick out of it.


Politiceaux
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
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I have always felt that they should only pick retired people to be in a jury. They have nothing else to do and would get a kick out of it.
If you really can't figure out how not to get picked once you're in the box, you have no business judging others.


CHEDBALLZ
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Ive been waiting to get picked. Id like to see how the process plays out. My company pays 8 hours a day for jury for the duration of fhe time served. A coworker of mine did 7 days on a jury and got paid all 7 days


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Aux Arc
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Member since Oct 2011
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Trying to get out of jury duty is as bad as draft dodging. Why do you hate your country so much? It gives you the chance to directly make a difference in how your country is being run and somehow it is cool to get out of it.

And don't even get me started with these prima donna f-ing doctors who whine about med mal lawsuits and the cost of litigation and then deem themselves too important to be on a jury.

Can I get a "HE MAD"?!!!


beaverfever
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Little Rock
Member since Jan 2008
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
I'd gladly do jury duty. Your employer has to pay for it right? Sounds like fun to me.


WikiTiger
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
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Trying to get out of jury duty is as bad as draft dodging. Why do you hate your country so much? It gives you the chance to directly make a difference in how your country is being run and somehow it is cool to get out of it.


What if you don't like unconstitutional forced labor?







Also, to answer the OP, just start talking about jury nullification


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AmosMosesAndTwins
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
I email something saying I'm too heavily relied upon at work to miss time.


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laangler21
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re: Legit Ways to Get Out of Jury Duty
Only been summoned once, had my wisdom teeth removed the day before I was to report. Had a nurse fax something the day of surgery to the Judges office.


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