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LA cop refuses offer from perp to lick his butthole
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:10 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:10 am
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After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”
At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.
"If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole."
Already facing a misdemeanor domestic abuse charge, Thomas was then hit with a felony public bribery count for allegedly offering to lick Corporal Ballard.
Just got back from Houston and feel like shite. I'd likely take Ms. Thomas up on her gracious offer.
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Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:12 am to arseinclarse
IWNHI
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:12 am to arseinclarse
Hard to say no to a good butthole licking imo.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:12 am to arseinclarse
I would have said no too.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
A mouth is a mouth.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
She looks like she could suck a butthole clean.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:13 am to arseinclarse
My sig quote is perfect for this thread
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:14 am to arseinclarse
only if I can fart in her face too
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:15 am to Goldrush25
I have some goo-butt going on so anyone that would lick my bung hole deserves to be in jail.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:20 am to Brosef Stalin
quote:kind of hard not to flatulanciate when you are orgasming anally.
only if I can fart in her face too
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:21 am to Brosef Stalin
quote:
only if I can in her face too
I make that my final offer she says "yes"
Looking like somebody's walking free when the job is done
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:22 am to arseinclarse
Stop lollygaggin around and post a damn Fatty Rewind!
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:29 am to arseinclarse
seems like a good place for one of those "that escalated quickly" pics.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:33 am to arseinclarse
LSU480 just got banned for commenting in one of these threads. I'm gonna shy away
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:34 am to arseinclarse
Well i mean as long as nobody else would know about ... Why not?
Posted on 5/26/15 at 11:34 am to arseinclarse
That's a shite eatin' grin if ever I saw one...
This post was edited on 5/26/15 at 11:36 am
Posted on 5/26/15 at 12:00 pm to Hangover Haven
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That's a shite eatin' grin if ever I saw one...
touche'
Posted on 5/26/15 at 12:29 pm to Happygilmore
The cop maybe has some flies living up his a-hole and doesn't want 'em disturbed while they're laying eggs.
Posted on 5/26/15 at 12:33 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 5/26/15 at 12:35 pm to arseinclarse
Public bribery. Doesn't assume that a butt licking from that perp has value? That would be some interesting cross examination at trial.
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