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Kermit and Miss Piggy Are splitting up
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:19 am
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:19 am
Siap
What do you think happened?
Though the Swedish Chef might not be fluent in any actual language, who hasn't been tempted by a lovingly prepared Italian meal, candlelight and red wine?
The Great Gonzo has amply demonstrated his predilection for interspecies coupling. And he and Camilla the Chicken have been together for a long, long time. Surely he and Miss Piggy found plenty of time to commiserate about the stress of long-term relationships.
As the guitarist for the Electric Mayhem, Janice is no doubt familiar with the wanton lifestyle of the touring musician. "Come to my dressing room," she might have said to Kermit, late one night. "Bring your banjo. We'll work on a duet."
This one, if true, is especially galling, since Rowlf was commiserating with Kermit about the troubles of romance as early as 1979. But Kermit should've known better: That whole song (listen above) is about being an inveterate womanizer, allegedly.
"My job is to make sure this program is morally upright and cultural and wholesome," Sam once said, which is exactly what someone would say right before they do something that is neither morally upright or wholesome.
Everyone knows older men have a certain je ne sais quoi.
What do you think happened?
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After careful thought, thoughtful consideration and considerable squabbling, Miss Piggy made the difficult decision to terminate our romantic relationship. We will continue to work together on television (“The Muppets”/Tuesdays 8pm this fall on ABC) and in all media now known or hereafter devised, in perpetuity, throughout the universe. However, our personal lives are now distinct and separate, and we will be seeing other people, pigs, frogs, et al. This is our only comment on this private matter. Thank you for your understanding.
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Translation: Someone totally cheated. (You know, probably.)
Though the Swedish Chef might not be fluent in any actual language, who hasn't been tempted by a lovingly prepared Italian meal, candlelight and red wine?
The Great Gonzo has amply demonstrated his predilection for interspecies coupling. And he and Camilla the Chicken have been together for a long, long time. Surely he and Miss Piggy found plenty of time to commiserate about the stress of long-term relationships.
As the guitarist for the Electric Mayhem, Janice is no doubt familiar with the wanton lifestyle of the touring musician. "Come to my dressing room," she might have said to Kermit, late one night. "Bring your banjo. We'll work on a duet."
This one, if true, is especially galling, since Rowlf was commiserating with Kermit about the troubles of romance as early as 1979. But Kermit should've known better: That whole song (listen above) is about being an inveterate womanizer, allegedly.
"My job is to make sure this program is morally upright and cultural and wholesome," Sam once said, which is exactly what someone would say right before they do something that is neither morally upright or wholesome.
Everyone knows older men have a certain je ne sais quoi.
This post was edited on 8/5/15 at 6:13 am
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:23 am to pioneerbasketball
Was never a healthy relationship. Miss Piggy is just a problem (and the name explains some of it).
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:26 am to pioneerbasketball
I wonder if they can get a two-for-one deal on gender reassignment surgeries? Maybe they can even reconcile afterwards.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:36 am to pioneerbasketball
Ms piggy fricked goofy
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:37 am to pioneerbasketball
I thought this was going to be a Mary Landrieu thread
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:52 am to pioneerbasketball
Christ I hate Hollywood.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 5:55 am to pioneerbasketball
It must be very difficult for any puppet to get it on when you have a human hand rammed up your arse and literally up to your eyeballs.
I say give them a break.
I say give them a break.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:00 am to pioneerbasketball
I'm calling it now...one of them has lived a repressed life as a closet homosexual and has recently found the courage to tell their partner.
I'm giving this scenario 2:1 odds.
I'm giving this scenario 2:1 odds.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:00 am to pioneerbasketball
I'm pretty sure I heard that Kermit was converting to Islam.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:06 am to SidewalkDawg
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I'm pretty sure I heard that Kermit was converting to Islam.
Then he can't eat pork. That would be a problem.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:25 am to foshizzle
Maybe miss piggy has gained more weight?
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:33 am to pioneerbasketball
Breaking news
Miss Piggy was discovered to have a private email server
more to follow...
Miss Piggy was discovered to have a private email server
more to follow...
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:40 am to pioneerbasketball
For every hot pig, there is a frog that is tired of putting up with her shite.
This post was edited on 8/5/15 at 7:05 am
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:42 am to CoachChappy
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I thought this was going to be a Mary Landrieu thread
and I was expecting it to be about Kate Upton somehow.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:43 am to pioneerbasketball
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Maybe miss piggy has gained more weight?
Possibly the reason why they never had froglets.
Posted on 8/5/15 at 6:50 am to pioneerbasketball
When are Bert and Ernie splitting up?
This post was edited on 8/5/15 at 6:50 am
Posted on 8/5/15 at 7:03 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:21 am to pioneerbasketball
Miss piggy was abusive
Posted on 8/5/15 at 9:29 am to pioneerbasketball
Paparazzi got a picture of Miss Piggy in town following the breakup:
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