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Just watched a buddy get cock blocked

Posted on 1/1/15 at 3:39 am
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59558 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 3:39 am
Her friend was trying to ruin it for him. I told her she had a county vibe.


CSB bro I know.

But why do women have to bud into every situation
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 3:41 am to
Women, especially drunk women, think that they need to give advice. fricking terrible.
Posted by GEAUXmedic
Premium Member
Member since Nov 2011
41598 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 3:41 am to
The friend is a lonely bitch who wants her friends to be as lonely as she is.
Posted by Ortho Reb
New Orleans, LA
Member since Dec 2011
9466 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 3:58 am to
quote:

Her friend was trying to ruin it for him. I told her she had a county vibe.


Sounds like you're not a good wing man then, or you would've taken care of the count!

Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7845 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 7:19 am to
You're a shitty wingman and its just as much your fault as it is the cockblocking girlfriend that your buddy didn't get laid. You sir should be fired and stripped of your man card.
Posted by Tigermite
Member since Nov 2004
903 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 7:26 am to
How fat was she?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59558 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 7:32 am to
5'4" 170
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 7:38 am to
quote:

5'4" 170


You should have fed her
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38957 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:43 am to
You should have tucked her pants into her butt crack. If they were already in, you should have pulled them out.

Or you could have taken her for a pizza. A good wingman's bag of deflection is never empty.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
420796 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:47 am to
quote:

5'4" 170

right up my alley
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38957 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 8:58 am to
quote:

5'4" 170 right up my alley


That would be a great new app. You put in the height, weight, and cleanliness ranking figures, hit submit, then wait 5-20 minutes for guys that like that type to show up.
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:08 am to
quote:

5'4" 170


They always are
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:09 am to
And usually very count-y

You can't just watch ms piggy cock block and get away with it though.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
Member since Jan 2004
420796 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:10 am to
i just meant to cock block a cock blocker

i can make fat, ugly girls feel like elsa from frozen
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:49 am to
quote:

5'4" 170

That's no excuse. You signed on for the job, you should've seen it through.
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77910 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 9:52 am to
quote:

bud into


What?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59558 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:13 am to
Butt in*. Sorry there were other options to try for. It was just an observation and wanted to say I hate counts
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6360 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:23 am to
You should jumped on that grenade... That's guy code
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124048 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:27 am to
Jealousy
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
102937 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:04 am to
maybe she was looking out for her friend trying not to let her be taken advantage of by a drunk stranger?
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