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Just had a weird request at the urinal at a local gas station

Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:32 pm
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15752 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:32 pm
I can't make this shite up! I just stopped at the local gas station to take a piss and as I turn around and I am still zipping my pants up I have this dude in my face asking me to do him a favor. He' says hey man I'm 20 and can't buy beer can you hook me up When the frick did it move from the parking lot to the men's restroom?
Posted by CommunityCollegeFTW
Member since Apr 2011
19144 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:33 pm to
Slap him with your dick.

Assert your dominance.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:33 pm to
Now tell us what really happened
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:33 pm to
Sounds like some ABC bullshite
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141632 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:34 pm to
This is weird, though not as frick
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15752 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:34 pm to
Station at Antioch and Tiger Bend so be on the look out. Asian 20 years old driving a red Ford Explorer.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33658 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:35 pm to
it's code
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33852 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:35 pm to
quote:

Asian 20 years old driving a red Ford Explorer.


Sounds fishy. They usually have Hondas.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15752 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:37 pm to
In his defense there was a wing and big tail pipe.
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37355 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:38 pm to
I had some black guy ask me that the other day at the gas station on the corner of E. Boyd and Nicholson. He looked about 15 and there were three white guys that screamed undercover cops just chilling in the opposite corner of the lot in a Ford SUV. They may not have been connected, but I wasn't risking it.
Posted by Mitcher8
Hopefully St. George soon
Member since Dec 2016
54 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:41 pm to
Chris Hansen was waiting in the parking lot
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18751 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:41 pm to
So, did you buy him the beer before or after the handjob?
Posted by geauxtigers456
Member since Jul 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:44 pm to
So for research purposes, does the parking lot thing work?

high school's rough
Posted by SW2SCLA
We all float down here
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:46 pm to
Not the direction I thought this thread was going
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15752 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:46 pm to
I found it worked much better to have your hook up before hand and go to that persons house to pick up the beer and give him a 20 for his troubles.
This post was edited on 1/16/17 at 10:47 pm
Posted by Nutriaitch
Montegut
Member since Apr 2008
7485 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:47 pm to
Depends on the gas station.

Back in my day you could roll up in the parking lot and get an old brotha to go buy for you if you gave him enough to get himself something too.
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39553 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:50 pm to
We knew how to make fakes in HS so the beer buying was never a problem.

Also the old Asian lady at one gas station we went to likely didn't care.
Posted by geauxtigers456
Member since Jul 2015
2067 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:50 pm to
quote:


I found it worked much better to have your hook up before hand and go to that persons house to pick up the beer and give him a 20 for his troubles.

That's what I normally do. However, the party size is escalating next weekend and I can't ask one person to buy me everything
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54802 posts
Posted on 1/16/17 at 10:56 pm to
Sea Bass.
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