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Just got busted at O'Hare
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:14 pm
Mates, we're in a long delay out of Chicago so I'm sitting here bored out of my mind.
They're boarding a flight for Memphis at the next gate and not thinking, I did that Andy Kaufman "MYEMPHIS TYUNNISEE" impression out loud... Only to realize that this really rednecky and dumpy Memphis guy (overweight, cuffed khakis, goatee, Bluetooth earpiece, phone clipped on belt) heard me as he was shuffling to board his flight.
He kind of glared at me and of course I'm douched up in my fitted suit and Tom Ford oversized aviators... Embarrassing to say the least. Hopefully he'll learn from this and step up his game
They're boarding a flight for Memphis at the next gate and not thinking, I did that Andy Kaufman "MYEMPHIS TYUNNISEE" impression out loud... Only to realize that this really rednecky and dumpy Memphis guy (overweight, cuffed khakis, goatee, Bluetooth earpiece, phone clipped on belt) heard me as he was shuffling to board his flight.
He kind of glared at me and of course I'm douched up in my fitted suit and Tom Ford oversized aviators... Embarrassing to say the least. Hopefully he'll learn from this and step up his game
This post was edited on 7/23/15 at 5:15 pm
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Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:15 pm to SirWinston
this is the ultimate cool story bro
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:15 pm to SirWinston
Douche yankee pos you are
This post was edited on 7/23/15 at 5:18 pm
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:15 pm to SirWinston
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:15 pm to SirWinston
This thread is...
quote:
Embarrassing to say the least
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:15 pm to SirWinston
Dear Diary,
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Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:16 pm to SirWinston
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:16 pm to SirWinston
I cringed, but not for the reason you think I cringed.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:19 pm to SirWinston
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:20 pm to SirWinston
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fitted suit
People who wear tailored suits don't say this
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:22 pm to Pettifogger
I wouldn't normally point it out but obviously for purposes of context the information was relevant :cheer:)
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:22 pm to Pettifogger
I think he means "overly tight suit that I think looks cool but is in fact douchey".
87% chance it's the only suit he owns.
87% chance it's the only suit he owns.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:24 pm to SirWinston
Is there any comic "genius" less funny than Andy Kaufman? The fact you reflexively referenced him speaks volumes.
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:25 pm to SoFla Tideroller
Agreed he sucks
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:26 pm to SirWinston
Which Kenneth Coles are you wearing?
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:29 pm to SirWinston
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SirWinston
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Agreed he sucks
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:30 pm to SirWinston
I think the Memphis guy was more confused that you're Mexican with a country accent.
And we all know what kind of suits sleazy ticket brokers wear, Alejandro
And we all know what kind of suits sleazy ticket brokers wear, Alejandro
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:30 pm to SirWinston
Are you implying you are better than him because you have a suit on and he has khakis?
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:30 pm to SirWinston
amazing
Posted on 7/23/15 at 5:33 pm to Pettifogger
Basically I look like the Tom Ford gif except my shirt is buttoned and sunglasses and less ghey
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