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It's the lonely Holiday Season ... Go get a professional cuddler

Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:52 am
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66397 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:52 am
If you're touch deprived and need a safe space, hire a professional cuddler...

LINK
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:55 am to
I wonder if pro cuddlers have pimps.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4306 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 10:59 am to
Most of these OT terms get thrown around way too liberally and you wish they'd just die. But damn it, some stuff is just fkn beta.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66397 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:00 am to
I hate those terms but they used it in the video.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
68446 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:02 am to
No
It's not

It's many levels below that.

Greek alphabet can kiss my arse we only speak American here
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18043 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:05 am to
That's why I got married, Mrs. Hogwarts suits me fine
Posted by DanMullins4Life
Member since Oct 2012
3168 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:06 am to
Millennials.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21406 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:18 am to
I'd rather just get a nice bottle of Scotch.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113890 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:20 am to
I do not like people to touch me, why in the hell would someone pay someone to cuddle with them?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:20 am to
Don't judge. I make 20 bucks a cuddle.

I just wait by the elevator banks of downtown office buildings on payday.
Posted by Hawkeye95
Member since Dec 2013
20293 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:22 am to
i am a really good cuddler, i wonder how much they get paid?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17260 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:34 am to
It's a real cutthroat business. I pay people with strep throat and skin fungi to buy cuddles from my competitors.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12447 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:37 am to
Someone forward this to Owlie
Posted by reveille
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
1196 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 11:43 am to
no baw this is omega.

the stupid shite that people will pay for
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30542 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:26 pm to
I'll cuddle with women for money. Hell I'll give them whatever they want, for the right price
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
33848 posts
Posted on 12/14/16 at 12:27 pm to
Get a hooker. They will do whatever you want ad you got laid.
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