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Is there a secret to getting a good deal?
Posted by rebeloke on 5/19/16 at 8:53 pm138
How good a negotiator are you? I have been trained in terrorist negotiations, so I get the best deals.
re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR on 5/19/16 at 8:54 pm to rebeloke
Your mom gave me a good deal on a blow job....free!
re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by Winston Cup on 5/19/16 at 8:58 pm to rebeloke
I'm new here but I'm pretty sure the OT doesn't negotiate with terrorists and neither does America.
re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by Buck Dancer on 5/19/16 at 9:18 pm to Sao
Get a good deal? Don't deal with a Jew
re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by ksayetiger on 5/19/16 at 9:22 pm to Sao
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deserve to ingest battery acid. I'll negotiate down to antifreeze but that's it.
Sulfuric acid may not kill you. Ethylene glycol will.
You are a shitty negotiator
This post was edited on 5/19 at 9:23 pm
re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by OldTigahFot on 5/19/16 at 9:38 pm to rebeloke
I believe this may help :
re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by MottLaneKid on 5/19/16 at 9:40 pm to OldTigahFot
Be a back up NFL QB like Matt Flynn and get beautiful pussy thrown at you. Must be fricking nice ?
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re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by Artie Rome on 5/19/16 at 9:46 pm to rebeloke
Can you walk away without the deal? If so, You win. That's the secret.
ETA: missed that this was OP's thread. OP, I have a good deal on some used needles. Stick yourself in the eyes with them and get AIDS and die already.
ETA: missed that this was OP's thread. OP, I have a good deal on some used needles. Stick yourself in the eyes with them and get AIDS and die already.
This post was edited on 5/19 at 9:48 pm
I never get anything but I'm also self conscious about asking or kissing up for a deal. Friends of mine get great tickets to games given to them while I'm in the upper deck because I had to pay for my ticket. Also getting hooked up with free rounds of golf or this or that. Either I don't know how to get fringe benefits or I just don't the right people. There is a certain level of pride swallowing that must go on, but it always seems to work out for them. Chicks are the worst. They get whatever they want and never have to pay anything. I'll pay $50 for a shitty tickets to a Rockets game and I'll run into a chick from work the next day that ends up sitting damn near court side and I know she didn't pay for it...or gave a shite about the game.
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re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by Eightballjacket on 5/19/16 at 10:12 pm to rebeloke
Kenny Rogers gave the best advice.
re: Is there a secret to getting a good deal?Posted by Wtodd on 5/20/16 at 6:29 am to Artie Rome
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Can you walk away without the deal? If so, You win. That's the secret.
This! Unless of course they're the only game in town
Some kiss arse for it. Some people are willing to be an arse for it. The rare ones can do both but it requires skill, daring and a cunning rarely found in a mere mortal man.
My Mom was always the negotiator of the family. She did good. My Dad was always the a-hole of the family and he did not so good. I evidently got her negotiating skills and his assholishness.
Just remember:
1.) Never pay retail. It's not anymore complicated than that.
2.) Always pitch the deal. What I mean by that is never be embarrassed. Whether it's to be the a-hole, to kiss arse, or to drive a seemingly ridiculously wild bargain. Stick to your guns and do not waver. Always pitch the deal. No matter the case.
3.) Life is a numbers game. So the more No's you hear, the closer to the yes you are. So is any deal making scenario. If you believe #1, are steadfast about #2, then you will eventually find what you are looking for. Some cars might get sold way under dealer invoice to help a lot break a sales goal and get the lot paid as opposed to just one guy. Some Best Buy manager may let you buy a new TV for the Out Of Box price as a part of a sales goal. Some OT 10 may bang your sorry, non negotiating arse because she's drunk and just broke it off with an ex who cheated on her.
You never know when the time will come, so be prepared to pitch the deal. For cars. For grills. For OT Skanks and OT Balleresque smokeshows.
My Mom was always the negotiator of the family. She did good. My Dad was always the a-hole of the family and he did not so good. I evidently got her negotiating skills and his assholishness.
Just remember:
1.) Never pay retail. It's not anymore complicated than that.
2.) Always pitch the deal. What I mean by that is never be embarrassed. Whether it's to be the a-hole, to kiss arse, or to drive a seemingly ridiculously wild bargain. Stick to your guns and do not waver. Always pitch the deal. No matter the case.
3.) Life is a numbers game. So the more No's you hear, the closer to the yes you are. So is any deal making scenario. If you believe #1, are steadfast about #2, then you will eventually find what you are looking for. Some cars might get sold way under dealer invoice to help a lot break a sales goal and get the lot paid as opposed to just one guy. Some Best Buy manager may let you buy a new TV for the Out Of Box price as a part of a sales goal. Some OT 10 may bang your sorry, non negotiating arse because she's drunk and just broke it off with an ex who cheated on her.
You never know when the time will come, so be prepared to pitch the deal. For cars. For grills. For OT Skanks and OT Balleresque smokeshows.
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