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I'm like 89.8% sure this chicken egg from Walmart has a baby bird inside it.

Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:30 am
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:30 am
All the other eggs cracked. This one did not. It was heavy and the inside was crystallized. These have just been in the fridge, no freezer.

You couldn't break it by beating this thing with spatula which I tried for a good 3 minutes.

I lost my appetite for eggs and moved on to waffles. A real mans meal.

Then I started thinking how eggs are made and I got lost in a world of biology. The egg has to be fertilized by a rooster. But how a rooster gonna fertilize this egg? Or is the egg already fertilized when you get it? This stuff if blowing my mind. I never thought how you make chicken eggs before.

I have concluded that life finds a way and I beat the dead carcass of a chicken tonight with a spatula.
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:32 am to


Posted by Woopigsooie20
Me Scusi
Member since Mar 2010
57350 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:33 am to
quote:

I have concluded that life finds a way and I beat the dead carcass of a chicken tonight with a spatula. 





Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57444 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:34 am to
You are such a shitty poster
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:35 am to
i once cracked an egg that had red blood in it when i was little (seriously) i threw the entire thing of eggs out after that i was done.
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:36 am to
Is that really necessary? Nobody really cares about your opinion here. I'm solving biological problems.
Posted by OscarGolden
Member since Nov 2016
74 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:36 am to
I remember my first blunt
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15751 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:39 am to
Eat the motherfricker and don't skip legs tomorrow.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57444 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:41 am to
Yes, yes I'm afraid it is

FYI I'm having dip at my crawfish boil on Sunday
Posted by LooseCannon22282
Mobile
Member since May 2008
33679 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:42 am to
quote:

I lost my appetite for eggs and moved on to waffles. A real mans meal.


AWFUL WAFFLE!!!

AWFUL wAFFLE!!!

AWFUL WAFFLE!!!!!
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:42 am to
I feel this is unusual. I've heard people cracking eggs and a bird falling out but this is strange. Hard crystallized egg.

I'm not buying this brand any more.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:42 am to
Rocky didn't give a frick.

You eat chicken. Why not an embryo version?


Pussy
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:42 am to
Oh you're that pussy. No wonder you're butt hurt still
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57444 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:47 am to
too easy Bitch boy
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:49 am to
People dipping your crawfish because they not good baw

Someone else's house: dipping sure

My house: no dipping
This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 1:50 am
Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:51 am to
I'm anti dippin. Don't allow it. Women shite
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15751 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:53 am to
No more unusual than the 40 to 50 year olds running around Baton Rouge saying they don't take anything other than the test that the"doctor" prescribed them.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 1:54 am to
quote:

Women shite

Not sure they do
Posted by htran90
BC
Member since Dec 2012
30080 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:02 am to
in southeast asia, we eat balut.

you'd cry, pussy.
This post was edited on 6/17/17 at 2:03 am
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 6/17/17 at 2:06 am to
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FYI I'm having dip at my crawfish boil on Sunday

Too fn hot
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