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I'll admit it, Florida is weird: pork falling from the sky

Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:14 pm
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:14 pm
I live here and the whole "of course, Florida" bit was getting annoying, because weird shite happens everywhere.


But I give up.

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FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) - Meat falling from the sky is weird, even by Florida standards.

But that's what happened at 4 a.m. Saturday when a 15-pound (6.8-kilogram) bag of frozen pork landed on the Deerfield Beach home of Travis Adair and his family.

Adair said Thursday that the package hit his roof with a "big bang." He thought it was thunder, but his wife Jennie later went outside and found two bundles next to the house. His son Austin found three on the roof.

"It had to fall from the sky," Adair said. "It was too heavy to throw on the roof." The home is near three airports, so Adair thinks it fell from a plane.

The Federal Aviation Administration had no immediate comment Thursday

Labeling on the package shows it originally belonged to Jim Williams, who lives 170 miles (270 kilometers) away in Myakka City, a rural town of 6,300 residents. Williams, who owns a company that prepares fields for planting, said Thursday he bought some pigs from some children at a county fair in January. He kept much of the meat and gave some away but he has no idea how any of it ended up on the Adairs' roof. He is not a pilot and doesn't own a plane.

"I would have thought 15 pounds of frozen meat falling from an airplane would have put a hole in the roof," Williams said.

His friend, Jimmy Fussell, who owns the butcher shop that processed the pigs for Williams, said the mystery, which was featured on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," certainly "beats hearing about all the politics going on." And it has given everyone in Myakka City a laugh.

As for the meat, the Adairs threw it away - though Williams has offered to throw the family a barbecue.


Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35459 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:17 pm to
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But that's what happened at 4 a.m. Saturday when a 15-pound (6.8-kilogram) bag of frozen pork landed on the Deerfield Beach home of Travis Adair and his family.

quote:

"It was too heavy to throw on the roof."

15 lbs is too heavy to throw?
Posted by Ambassador
West Monroe, LA
Member since Jan 2004
1352 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:18 pm to
Les Nesman from WKRP in town?
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64069 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:19 pm to
If I could choose between the snowbirds and the weirdness I'd keep the weirdness.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134839 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

"It was too heavy to throw on the roof."

It's 15 lbs

quote:

Labeling on the package shows it originally belonged to Jim Williams, who lives 170 miles (270 kilometers) away in Myakka City

This sounds like some stupid CSI nonsense right here.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35348 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:24 pm to
If it didn't mess up his roof, I'd just fire up the grill and consider it a gift from God.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6044 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:25 pm to
It's the rapture.
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:50 pm to
Some punk arse kids probably launched that bitch from a slingshot
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175653 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:52 pm to
"when pigs fly"
Posted by sicboy
Because Awesome
Member since Nov 2010
77550 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:52 pm to
Kind of what I was thinking. Someone had a jackass moment.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

Kind of what I was thinking. Someone had a jackass moment.




or the military is testing new anti-Muslim ordinance
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63831 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 6:59 pm to
Why does AP keep giving the metric equivalents in parentheses?
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27302 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

15 lbs is too heavy to throw?
Maybe it's a two story. That would be a long way to throw 15 pounds.

Imagine trying to throw a 15 pound dumbbell on a two story roof. And I bet a 15 pound bag of frozen meat would be even more awkward and difficult to throw than a dumbbell.
Posted by Salt Lick
Bath County
Member since Aug 2016
1646 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:30 pm to
Someone catapulted that bird
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20977 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:31 pm to
I really hate Florida, but barring a move I'm glad I'm at least in Jacksonville. Don't have to deal with any of the weird shite that seems to happen everywhere else.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17871 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:34 pm to
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I'm glad I'm at least in Jacksonville. Don't have to deal with any of the weird shite that seems to happen everywhere else.

So you're gonna pretend the dude who shot himself in the dick a few weeks back didn't happen in your hometown?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35459 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

Imagine trying to throw a 15 pound dumbbell on a two story roof. And I bet a 15 pound bag of frozen meat would be even more awkward and difficult to throw than a dumbbell.

I just ran the simulation in my head and I successfully threw 15 lbs onto a third floor roof.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175653 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:36 pm to
he probably meant "to other people"
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20977 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:37 pm to
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So you're gonna pretend the dude who shot himself in the dick a few weeks back didn't happen in your hometown?


I did not hear about that. I'm glad I don't have to deal with most of the weird shite that happens everwhere else.

Ya happy?

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quote:

he probably meant "to other people"


Also this.
This post was edited on 7/21/17 at 7:39 pm
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17871 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

I did not hear about that.

It was on the every news channel and the times union for a few days...
quote:

I'm glad I don't have to deal with most of the weird shite that happens everwhere else.

Well that's lame. I was at a random gathering out in the 'burg a few years back when i met this guy, squirrel in his pocket dui One of the funniest stories I've ever heard.
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