Hmmm....let me see
6 pts - Gourmet Kitchen (got to have food)
7 pts - TV (have to be able to watch sports/etc.)
4 pts - Video games to go with TV
3 pts - Hygiene Products
2 pts - Medical Care
3 pts - Smart Phone Access Once a Week
5 pts - Unlimited Drugs (MJ and Benzos FTW - Been clean for 8 years but spending 10 years in a bunker sober would totally suck balls)
That's 30 points for 10 million. Would take 5 million less if I could have said 18 year old once a week. ETA:
Would take 5 million less if I could have said 18 year old once a week.
On 2nd thought. No pussy is worth that much money. Every time I would be fricking her, I would be thinking of the 5 million dollars this bitch is costing me.
This post was edited on 2/14 at 10:34 pm