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I was at the local wine / craft beer store when a dude tried to come in with a dog....
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:17 pm
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:17 pm
Owner: "Hey man, I can't have any dogs in here."
Panhandler/Dirty Hipster/Gutterpunk:
"It's my service dog, dude."
Owner: "I'll provide you with all the service you need. In here, there's no need for service animals." "Now what can I help you with?"
GutterPunk: "I just wanna see if yall got AndyGator?"
Owner: "Oh we've got plenty. Just leave your dog with your friend out side, since he's smoking, and I'll ring it up."
GutterPunk while checking out: (paying in all dirty dollar bills) You know you supposed to let me bring my dog in right?
Owner: "No, No I don't, besides, did your dog know where the Adygator was?" (He chuckled as he handed the bag of beer to him.
"Have a great day."
Panhandler/Dirty Hipster/Gutterpunk:
"It's my service dog, dude."
Owner: "I'll provide you with all the service you need. In here, there's no need for service animals." "Now what can I help you with?"
GutterPunk: "I just wanna see if yall got AndyGator?"
Owner: "Oh we've got plenty. Just leave your dog with your friend out side, since he's smoking, and I'll ring it up."
GutterPunk while checking out: (paying in all dirty dollar bills) You know you supposed to let me bring my dog in right?
Owner: "No, No I don't, besides, did your dog know where the Adygator was?" (He chuckled as he handed the bag of beer to him.
"Have a great day."
This post was edited on 4/8/17 at 12:18 pm
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Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:18 pm to heypaul
This isn't even a cool story.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:20 pm to heypaul
Lame story.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:20 pm to heypaul
It was probably one of those frauds with the signs asking for handouts. People should throw eggs at them.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:20 pm to heypaul
quote:
local wine / craft beer store
You mean a liquor store?
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:21 pm to GeorgeTheGreek
quote:extremely
Lame story
I'd have been more amused if the gutterpunk would have gotten on the floor and walked the dinosaur
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:21 pm to Rebelgator
quote:
This isn't even a cool story.
The owner told me he loves dogs, but has over million dollars in fine wine, whiskey, liquor and craft beer.
One little mishap in the store would be a disaster.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:21 pm to heypaul
Good for the owner. This service dog bullshite is OOC.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:22 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
You mean a liquor store?
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:22 pm to heypaul
cur story blow
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:24 pm to heypaul
Sounds like you are one of those cool bros in the loop with the new hottest and latest at the local craft beer dojo...
Did y'all get a few minutes to discuss the dankness of the newest batch of goat? .... that mouthfeel tho
Did y'all get a few minutes to discuss the dankness of the newest batch of goat? .... that mouthfeel tho
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:28 pm to heypaul
Filthy crunchies
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:30 pm to Winston Cup
quote:
You mean a liquor store?
I had the same question.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:30 pm to heypaul
I saw a Maltese service dog the other day.
A Maltese.
frick this gay earth.
A Maltese.
frick this gay earth.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:31 pm to SuperSaint
He's probably one of those guys that takes a picture of a glass half filled with bourbon. The bottle perfectly placed off-center of the glass so you can read the label yet see the fireplace and den in the background.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:33 pm to heypaul
So what was his service need?
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:33 pm to heypaul
At what point did you twist your mustache?
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:35 pm to heypaul
quote:
Owner: "No, No I don't, besides, did your dog know where the Adygator was?" (He chuckled as he handed the bag of beer to him.
OH MY frickING GOD...TELL US MORE
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:39 pm to heypaul
Yeah, I don't believe this happened.
Posted on 4/8/17 at 12:40 pm to heypaul
The owner has to let the dog in. The ADA is out of control.
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