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tigerzballzdeep
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Rockwall, TX
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired

Bitches about poor management.

Sends the new help out to waste.

Brilliant.


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lighter345
New Orleans Pelicans Fan
Member since Jan 2009
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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Switch their coffee to decaf for a few weeks. Then switch to expresso.



Great idea.


Shane4689
New Orleans Saints Fan
Cajun Country
Member since Dec 2010
1619 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
pics or GTFO


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TigerHam85
Hawaii Fan
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
30986 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
I'm in a low to mid level management position while in graduate school. Yes, I am a non-responsibility-taking asshat.

However, when they asked my opinion on the job, I was only one of two that said we should stay away from it.


NoHoTiger
LSU Fan
just left of center
Member since Nov 2006
36220 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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if i wouldnt have found 1 of them sleeping on their second day in the break room

then you have one lazy temp or someone who is taking a nap on their break.

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It was a bad business decision taking this job and the 10 minutes the temp worker spent by pond isn't going to change that.

This isn't about the 10 minutes but the fact that you have so little regard for someone else that you would treat them like that. I used to place temp workers and people like you that think it's funny, then go telling everyone how funny you are, really humiliated the person. Not really a great feeling to take into a job with a bunch of people you don't know.



BottomlandBrew
LSU Fan
Member since Aug 2010
15517 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Some variation of snipe hunting that can be applied to your workplace. Say there are critters called snipes that get in to boxer or something like that. Have them g around and hunt them.


yellowfin
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Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
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re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
tequila shot contest between all the temps then see which one doesn't make it home


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Flame Salamander
LSU Fan
Texas Gulf
Member since Jan 2012
1392 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
On the way into the office on rainy mornings I like to get on the crowded elevator with the Temps and piss into the rubber lined pockets of their raincoats through a rolled up newspaper.


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gamatt53
Georgia Fan
Member since Nov 2010
830 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
I like to change the autocorrect default values in outlook to screw with people.

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fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
53207 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Send him on a wild chase for printer oil, No. 13 stock paper, screen dimmers, and USB shims.


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lsuhunt555
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Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
24209 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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TigerHam85



I feel like this backfired on you, well kinda.


fr33manator
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
53207 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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This isn't about the 10 minutes but the fact that you have so little regard for someone else that you would treat them like that. I used to place temp workers and people like you that think it's funny, then go telling everyone how funny you are, really humiliated the person. Not really a great feeling to take into a job with a bunch of people you don't know.


Men are forged in the fires of humiliation. It builds character.


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TigerHam85
Hawaii Fan
59-024 Kamehameha Highway
Member since Nov 2009
30986 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Meh, some people in here either have a soft heart for temp workers or were one before.

Regardless, I'm bringing an empty gallon jug tomorrow with air written on it of it for them to go get filled at the air store.


12
Ark-Pine Bluff Fan
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
11672 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Screw their wives/girlfriends.


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LE610N
LSU Fan
Red Stick
Member since Feb 2013
1184 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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Yesterday when an alarm went off from someone trying to get in the gate, I told one of them that was the fire alarm and he needed to run out back and wait by the pond. He stood out there for 10 minutes until I told him everything was clear.


So that was you!

Jj


MasterBetty
Miami (FL) Fan
Monroe, LA
Member since Apr 2012
858 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
Tell one of them to empty the hot water from the coffee machine and see how long it takes them to realize that it's a never ending faucet.

If that doesn't work, take one of their moms out for a nice dinner and then never call her.


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GumBro Jackson
Auburn Fan
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2011
2152 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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some people in here either have a soft heart for temp workers


Yep, I have a soft heart for people who are trying to make a living by filling in at sh*t temp jobs, going to a new place where they don't know anyone or how things work, and then having to deal with people being a-holes to them.

My advice is for you to put yourself in their shoes for ten seconds and treat them like humans.


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Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
61628 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
delayed text invite to the taco party outside of your office tomorrow.


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CaptainsWafer
USA Fan
Bone it like you own it.
Member since Feb 2006
42985 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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Regardless, I'm bringing an empty gallon jug tomorrow with air written on it of it for them to go get filled at the air store.


Weak.


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NoHoTiger
LSU Fan
just left of center
Member since Nov 2006
36220 posts

re: I need ideas on how to mess with the useless temp workers my company just hired
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I'm bringing an empty gallon jug tomorrow with air written on it of it for them to go get filled at the air store.


I would ask you for your P-card. Because no way I'm paying for that shite.


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