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re: I don't see how fat people do Universal Studios or Disney parks w/o dying

Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:37 pm to
Posted by jennyjones
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Apr 2006
9302 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:37 pm to
quote:

Only good thing about mardi gras, 
Is louisianians have disney world to themselves with no lines


The lines are still pretty fricking long, but at least it's not hot as balls at that time of year
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15407 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:42 pm to
One thing fatties are good at is getting the most out of their money.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58099 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:45 pm to
quote:

The lines are still pretty fricking long, but at least it's not hot as balls at that time of year


Only for you folk who to go when mardi gras is the same week with presidents day.

Btw, week after Thanksgiving is the shite. Cool and calm.

I just couldn't ever see myself going in the summer.
This post was edited on 7/2/16 at 11:04 pm
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 7/2/16 at 10:59 pm to
Get a Hoverround and a Fatpass and you'll be golden
Posted by artompkins
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
5613 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:14 am to
Physical fitness has not one god damn thing to do with Disney/Universal; we are a very average size family. My wife and I are very active and not overweight but we don't go to the gym either. Vacations like this are a mindset and it's got dick to do with fitness. To spend the kind of cash a week at Disney takes, we make damn sure we hit it as hard as we can from opening until we feel like we cant do any more. If we need to go back to the room and recharge before we go back then we do that. Our fit bits averaged about 28-30K steps a day when we went the first week in june and that was dragging a six year old and 15 year old around but it's worth it to us because we enjoy it. We have traveled there with overweight relatives before and they have never had any problem keeping up.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66344 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 12:40 am to
quote:

'm fit as a fiddle, workout 5x per week, and fairly young. After two days at Universal with small kids I'm worn out.

Maybe you aren't as fit as you think you are.
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13649 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 5:05 am to
They're probably way more excited to be there than you, so they're getting an adrenaline rush. Kind of like the fatties who haven't sprinted 80 yards in their life, but can do it on Alabama fan day to get Saban's autograph.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62725 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 5:24 am to
The answer to your question is funnel cakes.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 5:44 am to
You think they would'f? I don't think that would'f.
Posted by crazycubes
Member since Jan 2016
5256 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 6:23 am to
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They get the scooters and get to go to the front of the line. Only takes them 1/3 the time it took you.
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
Member since Aug 2011
16834 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:03 am to
BC they're not pussies
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
15497 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:10 am to
If they don't pull the handicapped trick, then they don't do nearly as much and pace themselves. You are trying to do everything. They sit and snack a lot. Only ride a few rides and such.

Disney call them pooh sized people, lol.
Posted by CP3forMVP
Member since Nov 2010
14859 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:41 am to
No offense but if you actually feel as bad as you say you do I have trouble believing you're "fit as a fiddle."
Posted by PepaSpray
Adamantium Membership
Member since Aug 2012
11080 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:44 am to
Pics or gtfo.

My boner went to sleep. It was thinking of fatties, but it never saw a fatty. Boo this man.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:46 am to
To be fair to me, I made the mistake of wearing flip flops...
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:49 am to
They get lighter as the day goes by
Posted by Split2874
Mandeville
Member since Jul 2012
2437 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:50 am to
Like others said that have reserves to draw from. Plus they know how to be lazy so they really understand how to rest. (Like is a game of basketball, they are plenty of times to get a quick rest while the game is being played)

Reminds me of the faster car in the world is a Mini-Van driven by a soccer mom with kids in the car. (and she is on the phone)
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
15347 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:51 am to
And yet another op who isn't as special as they thought they were.

Disney and universal are easy if you know how. And I'm old and haven't been in a gym in over 20 years.

And we do pretty much everything there. Did both universal parks in a day and left before dark memorial day weekend a couple years ago.

You idiots will find using your brain...... assuming of course you have one is useful.
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:52 am to
I get disgusted in Disney at how many people get go-carts just for being fat. The % of people using carts in Disney is wildly disproportionate to the real world.
Posted by Titus Pullo
MTDGA
Member since Feb 2011
28567 posts
Posted on 7/3/16 at 7:56 am to
I always wondered who the dumb fricks were that went to places like Disney World on the 4th of July.

Now that I see it is, it makes a lot of sense.

You probably drove down there too.
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