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re: I died one month ago today **UPDATE: 3 months now**

Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:39 pm to
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:39 pm to
You're right. What was I thinking
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:43 pm to
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I'm a 20 year old man who hasn't been to the doctor in 5 years and I care. It's a nice confidence boost to know I could whip your gay arse


That's what it takes to boost your confidence? To think you can whip someone on he Internet three states away from you who you know there's no real danger you'll ever encounter in real life?

Tell you what young hog boy. If you really want whip my arse come on down to Alabama and do your best to whip my arse. You're more than welcome to try it little boy. Come on right here in my front yard and let's see how bad you can whip my arse. How's that sound? You ready for a rod trip?
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84986 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:44 pm to
Dear Shifter,

As a fellow human being, I'm glad to hear you pulled through. However, as the undisputed leader of your rival motorcycle gang, I have to say, it would have been better for you to pass. I'm about to mucheck the ever loving shite out of you and your compadres. Prepare yourself and your lackies for a rumble. I pity your fatass fluid filled soul.

Yours in gang wars,

Shovelhead (festus)
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32701 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:46 pm to
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You're more than welcome to try it little boy. Come on right here in my front yard and let's see how bad you can whip my arse.

Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:46 pm to
Hang on Sovelhead. I've got some 20 year queer shite from Arkansas who wants to whip my arse. Trying to see if he'll come on to my hose and give it a shot. I can't put up much fight right now on my current condition so he should be ready to jump.

Well where did he go? He was all hot and bothered about wanting to whip my arse. I told him he's welcome to come to my home and try andnowxhes nowhere to be found. Hmmmm.
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 6:52 pm
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84986 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:51 pm to
That 20 year queer is about to taste the blood of your stool. Our gangs will join in unison for the defeat of the queer. But as soon as his butthole has been properly mud checked, know that we become sworn enemies once again.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39027 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:51 pm to
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I'm suing the two doctors who saved my life? That's news to me. Where did you come across this information?


I read it on your blog.

Congrats on living. Your journey doesn't sound all that fun for the past few months. HAve you been able to ride that new Harley?

Above ground and whatnot,

Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:52 pm to
How drunk are you?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

That 20 year queer is about to taste the blood of your stool. Our gangs will join in unison for the defeat of the queer. But as soon as his butthole has been properly mud checked, know that we become sworn enemies once again


Alright... you got me. I laughed out loud at this one.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:54 pm to
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How drunk are you?





I can't get drunk any longer. I can have a mixed drink about once a week though according to my cardiologist.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:56 pm to
So you really are this dumb? I was trying to give you an out.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

I read it on your blog


I still gotta find this blog of mine.

quote:

Congrats on living. Your journey doesn't sound all that fun for the past few months. HAve you been able to ride that new Harley


Thanks. But no riding for me yet sadly. Both my surgeon and cardiologist insist I wait 6 months post op before I ride again. This means my next ride will be in May. My last ride was at the end of October. Damn I miss it.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16005 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:01 pm to
I'll beat the hell out of you and your queer friend Festus give me an address
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69047 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:02 pm to
cool,
I like your insights on military history and knowledge of spicifics. Good to have your input in the history threads which are always my favorite read.

Past BS internet shite behind, I'm glad your recovery is going well.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16005 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:03 pm to
A real biker wouldn't listen to some pussy foot doctor. He'd ride as soon as he felt like it
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:03 pm to
quote:

cool,
I like your insights on military history and knowledge of spicifics. Good to have your input in the history threads which are always my favorite read.

Past BS internet shite behind, I'm glad your recovery is going well.


Thanks!
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
16005 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:05 pm to
Did you ever serve?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259875 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

's a nice confidence boost to know I could whip your gay arse


That's embarrassing.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

A real biker wouldn't listen to some pussy foot doctor. He'd ride as soon as he felt like it


Perhaps if :

1. I hadn't been riding since before you were a wet spot in your whorish mom's panties

2. I didn't own underwear older than you.

Your post might not seem quite as absurdly stupid.

BTW, shouldn't you be on your way to Alabama to whip my arse by now?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64382 posts
Posted on 2/21/17 at 7:08 pm to
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Did you ever serve?


Get a load of this little kid. You just showed how little you know about this site, boy.
This post was edited on 2/21/17 at 7:09 pm
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