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I almost lost it today: WWTOTD?

Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:03 pm
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:03 pm
I'm preparing to turn right onto a busy 5-lane road (full-sized turning median). I look to my left and it looks reasonably clear. In the median (instead of going to the cross walk 50 yards away) is a young guy anywhere from 17-25.

I politely wave for him to cross over so A.) So I don't hit him while I'm turning right and B.) So he can get over safely.

What does he do? He takes his sweet arse time, attempting to hold his pants up (they were mid-thigh) making zero effort to cross the street in a brisk manner. Keep in mind - he had nothing in his hands.

Of course, by casually taking his sweet arse time, an army of vehicles follow and I have to wait a couple of extra minutes before I can finally make the turn.

I'm not implying you have to dash across like Usaine Bolt, but don't be a dolt. DO NOT BE A DOLT. Our society has worked hard throughout the decades developed decency and societal customs - give a thank you wave when someone lets you over in heavy traffic, hold the door open for an elderly person or someone with their hands full, etc. Don't be a fricking brain-dead piece of shite and try and abide them.

Rant over. What would the OT have done?
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 7:04 pm
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:03 pm to
Hold frame and ignore
Posted by joshnorris14
Florida
Member since Jan 2009
45194 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:05 pm to
Throw my 44 oz Polar Pop at him
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26537 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:05 pm to
I probably would have been annoyed but then been an adult and moved on with my day and not posted about it on the OT.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62722 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:05 pm to
Settle down, Francis.
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
53001 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:05 pm to
What color was he?
Posted by autodd03
Clown world
Member since Dec 2013
2532 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:06 pm to
I may have honked the horn. But f him
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 7:18 pm
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:06 pm to
Here in Seattle I hate driving downtown because of the pedestrians who don't follow the rules

One time I had a green light and some group decided to cross anyway and I had to stop in the middle of the downtown intersection. They took their sweet time and the light turns red and the walk signal comes on. I am still in the middle of the intersection so to not block traffic I tried to inch up but since the walk signal was on dozens of people were crossing so I couldn't go anywhere. Not only was I being honked at by cars who I was blocking. But many pedestrians surrounded my car and knocked on my window and slammed their fists on my car and cussed me out. One guy cussed me out so bad and I was just sitting there like a duck praying my car didn't get beat on too much.

frick Seattle and frick pedestrians who don't follow the rules.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24561 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:06 pm to
Tldr
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15081 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

attempting to hold his pants up


quote:

Keep in mind - he had nothing in his hands


Get your facts straight. Were you driving drunk?
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

I politely wave for him to cross over so A.) So I don't hit him while I'm turning right and B.) So he can get over safely.


You sound like a pussy
Posted by Grandioso
Driftwood, TX
Member since Dec 2015
1597 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:08 pm to
All while blaring Limp Bizkit's - Rollin'

Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:09 pm to
Shiny hook
Posted by goldennugget
Hating Masks
Member since Jul 2013
24514 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:09 pm to
Also in Seattle you have a lot of homeless/drunk/drug addict types who are mad at everyone and think since they are oppressed they can do whatever and not obey pedestrian traffic laws. They will cross the street when they have the red hand and the drivers have the right of way, stop traffic, and just stand in the crosswalk flipping off the drivers and cussing at them as they walk slowly.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:10 pm to
It sounds like he had the right of way but you sound like you think you were doing him a favor by waving him across.

I guess since you're in your pick-up and someone else is walking or biking, they better respect your mind, because you could 'lose it' and any time and it's your road man they just lucky you let them use it


I bet you cursed the frick out of him under your breath in your truck with the windows up huh?!!! That dude is lucky af you didn't lose it
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 7:14 pm
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17669 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

He takes his sweet arse time, attempting to hold his pants up


never mind
Posted by nes2010
Member since Jun 2014
6752 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:15 pm to
I've learned the hard way to just follow the rules of the road and not be nice.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34980 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:17 pm to
Probably would have just muttered something under my breath and waited for my next opening.
Posted by LST
Member since Jan 2007
16316 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:18 pm to
That's why they say they're the fastest people in the world, until they're in a cross walk.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 7:20 pm to
I would've immediately found the nearest Wendy's, bought a large chocolate frosty, and then found him and douched him with it.
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