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Hypothetical for the married guys. What if your wife was a witch?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:19 am
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:19 am
Would you insist that she live as a mortal, or would you encourage her to use her powers to enhance your baller lifestyle?
Also, how would you deal with a MIL who could turn you into a goat?
Also, how would you deal with a MIL who could turn you into a goat?
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Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:21 am to Jim Rockford
If she looked like Emma Watson, she could do whatever the frick she wanted
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:25 am to Jim Rockford
My wife is a witch.
She knows when I'm doing something wrong. She knows my emotional state before I walk in the door.
She knows when I'm doing something wrong. She knows my emotional state before I walk in the door.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:37 am to Jim Rockford
What a shite thread
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:41 am to Jim Rockford
Shrooms for breakfast today?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:49 am to Jim Rockford
How come only married guys can answer? Do you think this is real?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 5:49 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
quote:
Dear Diary,
Last night while laying in bed I thought I can make a thread on the OT asking what if your wife was a witch. They will think I'm so funny and neat.
P.s. I think I like dick
This post was edited on 7/6/15 at 5:51 am
Posted on 7/6/15 at 6:03 am to Jim Rockford
I'd have her put a wicked spell on this thread.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 6:06 am to Jim Rockford
I briefly dated one. But she moved back to los Angeles, and now works at an incense store.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 6:12 am to SEClint
I've been in this sort of relationship for some time now. The problem isn't just my MIL though. She has a crazy, gay uncle, an aunt with the memory of Dory from Finding Nemo, a pretentious father, and an identical looking cousin I've accidentally walked in on a time or two in the shower and couldn't resist.
The really weird part though? A few years into out marriage, I swear it's like I became a whole different person.
The really weird part though? A few years into out marriage, I swear it's like I became a whole different person.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 6:26 am to Mizzoufan26
These dudes are too young to remember Bewitched.
I'll say this, Samantha had practically unlimited powers, but Darrin wore the pants in that household. I guess keeping his manhood included keeping Samantha's power in check somehow.
Keeping the MIL in check was tougher!
I'll say this, Samantha had practically unlimited powers, but Darrin wore the pants in that household. I guess keeping his manhood included keeping Samantha's power in check somehow.
Keeping the MIL in check was tougher!
Posted on 7/6/15 at 6:46 am to Michael T. Tiger
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I've been in this sort of relationship for some time now. The problem isn't just my MIL though. She has a crazy, gay uncle, an aunt with the memory of Dory from Finding Nemo, a pretentious father, and an identical looking cousin I've accidentally walked in on a time or two in the shower and couldn't resist.
The really weird part though? A few years into out marriage, I swear it's like I became a whole different person.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 6:58 am to Jim Rockford
Piper can do whatever she wants.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 7:07 am to Bestbank Tiger
How was Mrs. Kravitz never arrested for voyeurism? She was a huge peeping Tom. They knew she was doing it but never handled her.
If someone is doing something bad/illegal to you and you do not report it or stop it, it is because you like it.
If someone is doing something bad/illegal to you and you do not report it or stop it, it is because you like it.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 7:08 am to Bestbank Tiger
Was a witch?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 7:17 am to Jim Rockford
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What if your wife was a witch?
Divorce her
Posted on 7/6/15 at 7:18 am to Michael T. Tiger
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an identical looking cousin I've accidentally walked in on a time or two in the shower and couldn't resist.
Couldn't resist what?
Posted on 7/6/15 at 7:19 am to Mizzoufan26
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quote:
Dear Diary,
Last night while laying in bed I thought I can make a thread on the OT asking what if your wife was a witch. They will think I'm so funny and neat.
P.s. I think I like dick
Triggered. RA'd.
Not really.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 7:32 am to elprez00
Somebody's been watching too many Bewitched reruns.
Posted on 7/6/15 at 7:39 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Hypothetical for the married guys. What if your wife was a witch?
I always dreamed of marrying Sabrina the Teenage witch.
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Would you insist that she live as a mortal, or would you encourage her to use her powers to enhance your baller lifestyle?
Mortal on the streets but witch in the sheets.
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Also, how would you deal with a MIL who could turn you into a goat?
Sabrina's parents were dead, but the lesbian incestual aunts would take sometime getting used to but the talking cat is cool.
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