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Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:30 pm to Marfa
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:30 pm to Raleigh Tiger
Ooh, that smell
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, that smell
The smell of death surrounds you, yeah
Can't you smell that smell?
Ooh, that smell
The smell of death surrounds you, yeah
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Tell him to go frick a bar of soap
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 1:34 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:30 pm to RightHook
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:36 pm to Marfa
Key "You Smell Like arse" into the side of his car.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:39 pm to RightHook
When I was in basic training we had a platoon member who apparently didn't know that showering daily was a good thing.
Three instructors armed with soap and steel wool convinced him otherwise.
Of course we all also had to carry a safety razor with us daily and if one of the instructors felt we hadn't shaved close enough that morning, out came the razor, and they would dry shave you right there on the spot.
Three instructors armed with soap and steel wool convinced him otherwise.
Of course we all also had to carry a safety razor with us daily and if one of the instructors felt we hadn't shaved close enough that morning, out came the razor, and they would dry shave you right there on the spot.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:40 pm to Marfa
I had some pos private accuse me of bad hygiene when I was in Afghanistan.
Not bc I smelled but bc they never saw me shower, of course he was upset bc I told the coc about how incompetent and how he could hurt the platoon.
I typically woke up an hr before everyone else and much earlier after our missions so I showered when no one else really saw me.
Not bc I smelled but bc they never saw me shower, of course he was upset bc I told the coc about how incompetent and how he could hurt the platoon.
I typically woke up an hr before everyone else and much earlier after our missions so I showered when no one else really saw me.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:40 pm to Marfa
"Hey, you smell."
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:41 pm to TheFonz
Someone call the fire department about a strange odor and possible gas leak a few years ago where I worked.
After the firemen walked around the building for an hour sniffing for "gas" they figured out it was a particular individual.
They left - and he seemed to see the light about his hygiene after that.
After the firemen walked around the building for an hour sniffing for "gas" they figured out it was a particular individual.
They left - and he seemed to see the light about his hygiene after that.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:45 pm to FuzzyBearE
HR
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:45 pm to Marfa
I shite you not I have an employee who must be allergic to water. Not only does he smell but he looks like he hasn't bathed in a few fortnights. Motherfricker is rank. You shouldn't have to tell grown men to wash your arse after work but that's what I had to do last week. I'm sure he felt embarrassed but that wasn't my intent. I told him bathing, washing your hands after you use the bathroom, brushing your teeth is all part of a sanitary work place and being professional.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 1:49 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:46 pm to Marfa
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:50 pm to Marfa
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:50 pm to Four Leaf Tayback
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I shite you not I have an employee who must be allergic to water. Not only does he smell but he looks like he hasn't bathed in a few fortnights. Motherfricker is rank. You shouldn't have to tell grown men to wash your arse after work but that's what I had to do last week. I'm sure he felt embarrassed but that wasn't my intent. I told him bathing, washing your hands after you use the bathroom, brushing your teeth is all part of a sanitary work place
I have a buddy who manages a large tire warehouse. He told me a story once of him having to go to an employee because the uniform company they used finally got fed up with this guy's pants always having shite in them.
How do you go to a grown man and tell him that he needs to stop shitting himself and start wiping better, and how as a grown man do you have to be told that?
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:52 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
i hear ya. i made damn sure not to give anyone any excuses to "train" me.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 1:54 pm to RightHook
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i hear ya. i made damn sure not to give anyone any excuses to "train" me.
Damn right, I made every effort to ensure that no one even remembered my name during basic.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 2:00 pm to Marfa
Excuse me xxxx, have you been working out at lunch?
No, why do you ask?
Well, this is a little awkward, but... much like someone who has some food stuck in their teeth, I thought that you would want to know... I've noticed several times recently that you smell. I thought I'd let you know in case you had changed something about your routine lately.
No, why do you ask?
Well, this is a little awkward, but... much like someone who has some food stuck in their teeth, I thought that you would want to know... I've noticed several times recently that you smell. I thought I'd let you know in case you had changed something about your routine lately.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 2:04 pm to atxfan
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. I thought I'd let you know in case you had changed something about your routine lately.
Stinky frickers already know they stink. They just don't care.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 2:15 pm to Marfa
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