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How to get perfect drunk at open bar wedding

Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:48 am
Posted by reauxlltide40
Member since Jul 2013
53 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:48 am
Anyone know the perfect recipe at an open bar wedding? Couple of bourbon and cokes then some red wine? Beers only?
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9784 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:50 am to
Start drinking before you go
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:50 am to
I remember my first beer.
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28075 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:50 am to
Club soda w/ lime.

Open bar weddings are prime hunting grounds.

Stay sober and limit out.
Posted by HowardThePig
Member since Jan 2013
31 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:53 am to
Do what I did a couple of years ago. Start by taking and addy on no sleep for a day. Next drink a whole bottle of wine on an empty stomach plus some whiskey shots. Then black out and wake up in your bed only realizing later though friends that you knocked a group of bridesmaids in a ditch during the groom and brides walkout. Also was chasing girl's and mom's trying to grab their arse during the band. FML
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11414 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:56 am to
Whiskey and Ginger Ale with a splash of lemon or lime. Just keep it moderate and regulate with food.
Posted by WPBTiger
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
30872 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:57 am to
Open mouth, insert alcohol.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:59 am to
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Do what I did a couple of years ago. Start by taking and addy on no sleep for a day. Next drink a whole bottle of wine on an empty stomach plus some whiskey shots. Then black out and wake up in your bed only realizing later though friends that you knocked a group of bridesmaids in a ditch during the groom and brides walkout. Also was chasing girl's and mom's trying to grab their arse during the band. FML

I thought I made a fool out of myself a few times. You sir are a pro.

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How to get perfect drunk at open bar wedding

just make sure you eat...that was always my problem
This post was edited on 6/14/14 at 8:00 am
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:59 am to
Fireball. Lots and lots of Fireball.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55548 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:01 am to
quote:

Stay sober
never
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80869 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:01 am to
Know what you can handle and fricking be a man.
Posted by ClaireCleary
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
480 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:01 am to
Just make sure you eat.
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1968 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:02 am to
quote:

Anyone know the perfect recipe at an open bar wedding?


Not really sure how an open bar wedding and drinking on a tab are any different other than you're paying for one. Anyway, sack up. It's open bar dude. Attack that open bar like if you don't al-Qaida will win.
Posted by reauxlltide40
Member since Jul 2013
53 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:04 am to
Yes , I cannot wait for my first beer.
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4180 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:06 am to
If it's a Bama wedding I imagine the open bar will consist of Boone's Farm and Busch Light. Just make sure you get a few funnel cakes in you before really starting to pound the booze and you should be fine. As long as you're wearing shoes and a shirt with sleeves, I reckon you've got a decent shot at fricking something you aren't kin to. Good luck!
Posted by Ric Flair
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
13649 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:08 am to
A cocktail or two before the dinner. Wine with dinner. Beer afterwards. You have to pace yourself and eat.
Posted by reauxlltide40
Member since Jul 2013
53 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:13 am to
Too bad I dont own a pair of shoes. Guess I'll have to settle for ol cousin jenny again
Posted by Sophandros
Victoria Concordia Crescit
Member since Feb 2005
45218 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:14 am to
quote:

Do what I did a couple of years ago. Start by taking and addy on no sleep for a day. Next drink a whole bottle of wine on an empty stomach plus some whiskey shots. Then black out and wake up in your bed only realizing later though friends that you knocked a group of bridesmaids in a ditch during the groom and brides walkout. Also was chasing girl's and mom's trying to grab their arse during the band. FML



Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:14 am to
A suit, open bar and Birdie do not mix

Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
116089 posts
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:15 am to
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open bar wedding


Is there any other kind of weddding?
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