find a shower and spend 2-3 days going to every Fast food restaurant possible. You will find a job.
fricking 100 times this.
I'm sure we all had Joe jobs at some point in our lives before graduating high school, college, or whatever. The "no education" line is a crock.
I know there are those out there who hit a rough patch and maybe they could not steer their way through it. Such is life. Get up, dust off and try again - from the rock bottom, if need be.
"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or fricking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back."
- Ian McShane as Al Swearengen in HBO's Deadwood