Darth_Vader Auburn Fan I was dead but now I'm not Member since Dec 2011 33941 posts
re: How many times has your parent's hot tub got you laid?Posted by Darth_Vader on 11/29/12 at 5:16 pm to trillhog
I've not told you to frick off yet today so I'll get that out of the way first. So, frick off.
I posted that as a joke. Period. Sucks that they died I guess but I can joke about it sometimes in a lighthearted manner. Guess it's because I have no memory of them. I knew it was common knowledge here about them so I though nothing about telling a joke about how I did not have parents or a hot tub growing up.
And yes, my parents were killed two weeks after my 1st birthday. I turned 1 on May 5, 1974. They went off the side of whitney Mtn. On hwy 231 in St. Clair Co. Alabama on May 21, 1974 while riding in my uncle's 1973 Pontiac Grand Prix. The wreck happened around 11:00 PM. According to the corner's and accident reports my father (riding in the front passenger seat) was ejected while the car tumbled down the mountain side and was crushed by the car. My uncle (driver) was beheaded when the roof was crushed into him. My mother (riding in the back seat) had massive internal injuries and bled to death, expiring about an hour before the wrecage was discoved at abot 7:00 AM that morning. The cause of the accident was a blow out at high speed.