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re: How does the OT feel about boats parked in the driveway?

Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:05 am to
Posted by bigrob385series
B. Aura
Member since May 2014
2634 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:05 am to
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Typical trash thinking its okay to park a fricking boat in your driveway.
you're just jealous of that sweet arse paint job,huh?
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:05 am to
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All I'm getting from you is that you think that government has more of a mandate to uphold and increase property values than it does to protect the use of property.



Again, when you live in a neighborhood, there are multiple investors that depend on your property looking decent. If you dont like that, land out in the country is a great option. If you wanna live around civilized people, then you're going to need to do your part to make sure your house looks the part. Again as I said multiple times, this has nothing to do with a $300k venture boat with a cover in your driveway, this has to do with old baw who leaves his $400 paddleboat in his driveway, uncovered, rusting, and smelly. Its probably full of bugs and a breeding ground for mosquitos and he hasn't dipped it in the water since 2008, but it sits there decorating his yard and becoming a nuisance to everyone.

If more people with those nuisance boats would have done a better job of upkeeping them or covering them or putting them in a garage, this issue would have NEVER come up.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69047 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:06 am to
the problem I have with the rule is that it is for the entire city. I am fine with neighborhood level restrictions, but the entire city when 65% of it is poor trash is just silly.


Personally I am fine, I have a huge backyard with access, I just think it's shitty for the city to pass such a law and not really make it known until they went around and tagged boats with stickers of the new ordinance. I do get that "shitty paddleboats" would be an eyesore. But most people just have simple bay boats or flats and they do not bother me a bit. But hey I grew up in an area where being a sportsman mattered more than your landscaping.

Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:07 am to
So, you're advocating for HOA guidelines and contracts for wherever you want to live. That's fine.

I will reiterate on Napoleon's behalf that this is about a local government statute and not a private covenant, however. Do you think that the city is justified in doing so?
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:08 am to
again as I said, they should have begun to fine people who didnt abide vs banning them, but its new orleans, its run by some major POS' what can you do?
This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 11:08 am
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13489 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:09 am to
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i would dig a small pond...just big enough for the boat to float and then launch it.




The Corp of Engineers would probably try to regulate it.
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14054 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:09 am to
I don't know about Bama,La,or Georgia, but in many counties in Florida, they deed restrict that shite into subdivisions.

Every subdivision i did electrical in had deed restrictions so strict, you would of thought we were in Russia.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:10 am to
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ah ok, so you're more concerned with poor grandparents with an old,rusty paddleboat in their driveway. Their happiness is of course much more important than the property values of the entire city. Then when those old people die and their estates rot until probate runs its course, that paddleboat is rotting away,getting smelly, and reminding all potential buyers of homes around their home that trashy people live there and they should look elsewhere. Did I get it?


God, you are one dumb frick. Just because one is retired and on a fixed income doesn't mean they can't afford a nice boat and run it. Besides that, we old people like to do our own work and up keep on our boats. We have that time and having it at the house makes it easy to do that. Oh, a 55' boat with a $1100 fuel bill is poor. Hell, I used to blow 3K+ a weekend fishing my boat.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69047 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:10 am to
Again it's not New Orleans, it's Kenner. A very republican city, that has a working class background. Huge difference in government between NOLA and Kenner.

Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:12 am to
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God, you are one dumb frick. Just because one is retired and on a fixed income doesn't mean they can't afford a nice boat and run it. Besides that, we old people like to do our own work and up keep on our boats. We have that time and having it at the house makes it easy to do that. Oh, a 55' boat with a $1100 fuel bill is poor. Hell, I used to blow 3K+ a weekend fishing my boat.



That's awesome fish fighter, but you cant complain you're on a fixed income and want to have a boat that costs $3k/weekend to run. People with toys that cost that much to operate, dont have "fixed" budgets, they have ample cash to do whatever.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17126 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:13 am to
So let me get this straight.

A board filled with 98% Republicans/Libertarians who want government to mind their own damn business is suddenly in favor of the gov't telling you what you can/cannot have in your driveway???

I have never understood why people think boats in driveways are trashy. I love it because it tells me where the people worth meeting live.

If it is not runnning and looks like the wreck from Gilligan's Island then sure, ask the owners to remove it.


This post was edited on 12/8/16 at 11:19 am
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81604 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:14 am to
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Their happiness is of course much more important than the property values of the entire city.
I'm more likely to buy in a neighborhood with boats in the driveways.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:14 am to
That seems stupid. If it's blocking the sidewalk, that's a problem, but if it fits in your driveway why is that the government's business?
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17126 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:18 am to
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I'm more likely to buy in a neighborhood with boats in the driveways


EXACTLY! It means those families have disposable income and would generally be better neighbors than some family with a subprime mort and a 1990 Jetta
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:18 am to
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A board filled with 98% Republicans/Libertarians who want government to mind their own damn business is suddenly in favor of the gov't telling you what you can/cannot have in your driveway???


Bc a real republican cares about his property values. He may be upset that the trashy/poors couldn't do a good job of keeping their cheap boats clean and covered up like he would have, but he has come to accept that you cannot expect the poor/lazy/uneducated to do so and now he understands that his nice boat must be punished as well.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13787 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:19 am to
Property values have dick to do with a boat being parked in the driveway. Although that is the gov's bullshite argument. Bossier City had a similar ordinance pass a few years back - glad I got the frick out.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:20 am to
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Bc a real republican cares about his property values. He may be upset that the trashy/poors couldn't do a good job of keeping their cheap boats clean and covered up like he would have, but he has come to accept that you cannot expect the poor/lazy/uneducated to do so and now he understands that his nice boat must be punished as well.



It's not the government's job to protect your property values. It's to protect your use of property.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27166 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:20 am to
Posted by DatNolaClap
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
1811 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:21 am to
I live in old metairie and there are plenty of boats in driveways.
Posted by dabigfella
Member since Mar 2016
6687 posts
Posted on 12/8/16 at 11:21 am to
again, indirectly it does, bc you dont see boats in the driveways of the best neighborhoods in town. Those guys also surely enjoy boating, but they tuck their boats away in garages,backyards,marinas, whatever and in turn it helps keep their areas clean and property values high. The only people with crappy boats in the yard, which led to this rule, are cheaper parts of town.
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